Blue Heron Farm: *Desert tortoise, obviously. — Subium • Bluesky web client

OK, here's the deal. Every adult citizen over 35 but under 75 must make a salad for Jeremy. Jeremy and I will choose the best one, and that person will become the Democratic nominee for president. Entries will be judged on beauty and suitability for a dessert tortoise. Your time starts now.

*Desert tortoise, obviously.

Not to toot my own horn, but this is *miles* better than that ridiculous Oprah-Taylor-Michelle bullshit.

Or, I'm just spitballin' here, maybe we should cut to the chase and just let Jeremy decide on the nominee. 🤔

I agree.

Please bring us more of something similar. Not the same, similar.

Well fuck, I'd already started work on my dessert tortoise. Now I have to start over again. Politics is hard.

I was so on board when it was a dessert tortoise.

OH COME ON!! I thought if I won I would get Jeremy cake!

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