Coffeemancer Vanvidum: According to the medical conspiracy theorists, humans are supposedly turning into dragons now. Frankly I think that could be a big improvement.

According to the medical conspiracy theorists, humans are supposedly turning into dragons now. Frankly I think that could be a big improvement.

Jesus, and I cannot stress this enough, fucking christ.

The quasi-spiritualist medical crackpots of the 19th century come again. Only with less excuse for their existence.

I sit here at my desk, desperately wishing I was morally bankrupt enough to just scam these idiots for every nickel they have. They will believe ANYTHING if you tell them vaccine bad.

It would be *so* easy to just take all their money! At the same time it's essentially the same as the telemarketers who repeatedly scam the very elderly, and I'd want to call in a drone strike on myself and the call center if I did that.

Chugging brine good 🤡

Pilfer paperclips from the supply closet, bend them into interesting shapes, market them as magical amulets that will protect against the vaccinated ;)

Whelp That's enough Internet for today.

Damn, I wish they were right, just this once. That sounds amazing.

Don't get covid and can exchange my annoyingly sunburn prone skin for dragon scales? Sounds like a win win situation to me!

I've gotten I believe 5 shots at this point and am still not a dragon. I'm suing Moderna!

Why did I not know about this?! Also I am sure I could do it better.

I heard dragon vaginas from this definitely reliable source... why isn't this being researched faster!!??

Can quantum medicine reverse the DNA damage?!

Why are they giving promises to @theraseth.bsky.social that they can’t cash in?

Where do I sign up to be a dragon?

It's so nice that completely irrational people can find someone who will take their delusions seriously. Seriously though, these guys need to stop hogging all the dragussy and share.

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