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Andrea Grimes

@andreagrimes.bsky.social

writer / texan / bitch kraken / she/her / 📍atx

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📧 email: grimesandrea at proton dot me
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oh no where's Tipsy a mystery
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Y'aaaaaalllllll how cute is this planter I got today
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The Inside Out characters in my head
The Inside Out characters in my head.
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thinkin about some pantry crimes
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UPDATE: watermelon margs AMA
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OOO it's not-hot tub time
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Planned Parenthood: Don't worry everybody, we're gonna spend $100m on restoring abortion rights! Just bear with us for 10 short years Also Planned Parenthood:
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the stuff people post on Threads (I still drop in over there, despite myself) amazes me, like is this kind of argumentative, engagement-farming shit what normals have always used social media for?? and I'm the weirdo who uses social media to read the news and do activism and learn stuff?
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no thoughts only vibes (and legs)
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the mighty huntress sleek, deadly a bane to prey far and wide can't remember if she shut the garage door
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they're 25 minutes early for dinner and Tipsy is already preparing to call the manager
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BE ADVISED: Brain cell detected in vicinity Use extreme caution Do not attempt to interact with the brain cell Professionals are on the way Keep a safe distance until help has arrived
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biden listening to trump laying out specifically that he'll say whatever it takes about abortion to get elected
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Fizzy T. Doge doesn't know what the fuck is going on and I am frankly jealous
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at least it's dreamsicle melon marg o'clock
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Horror films as franchises!! lololol the suggestion is simply preposterous
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I mean MAYBE back in the 80s there might have been one or two but to suggest that franchises could become a staple of horror filmmaking in the modern era is just silly it's never gonna happen
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ATTN: Central Texas cat people! A relative-of-a-friend is looking for a home for this 9-ish month old stray boi. is it you??? holler at me! He's sweet, but they can't keep him b/c he killed a chicken on their farm. Gets along with their barn cats and their little dogs.
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i put catnip on the cat tree (across the room at the other window) hoping to dissuade her from further bookshelf crimes and yet
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remember ABB y'all: Always Be Bakin'
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NO THOUGHTS ONLY VIBES (and bonus happy birthday vibes to @mochene.bsky.social !!!)