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@darathus.xyz

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Hot wings. Horror. Dad jokes. He/him/his

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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 8 hr
Unironically put this post on ads in swing states
Avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 9 hr
there are many reasons we need to win in the fall, but one of them is that i simply am not going to abide by letting both the brits and the french lecture us
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Derek Smith @darathus.xyz · 8 hr
If Eddie Murphy does any more legacy sequels, I really hope that it's to Bowfinger.
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Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social · 12 hr
I am saddened to see all of the American obsession over the various Doctors Who when we have our own homegrown body-swapping franchise (the Rustys)
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Derek Smith @darathus.xyz · 15 hr
Monday though Friday: my body fights me when my alarm goes off. Saturday and Sunday: I can finally sleep in yet my body decides to get up at or before 7 AM.
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Derek Smith @darathus.xyz · a day
Guys, I leveled up. I spelled Zach Galifianakis correctly without help on the first time.
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Derek Smith @darathus.xyz · a day
We all need a goblin bagpipe hype man!
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Pablo D. Hidalgo @pablodhidalgo.bsky.social · a day
“Light and darkness “ This one isn’t exactly new but I think I haven’t posted it yet
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Derek Smith @darathus.xyz · a day
A line from The Simpsons that describes your sex life:
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A line from The Simpsons that describes your sex life:
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 2 days
The fact that Trump is actually weakly attempting to pretend he doesn’t back Project 2025 = EXACTLY why you need to be telling everyone you know about their evil, violent plans.
Avatar Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social · 2 days
Don't let his lies scare you out of sharing the details of Project 2025 with everyone you know — especially those who are on the fence about their vote this year. There's good reason to believe knowing about Project 2025 focuses people's minds on the stakes. www.salon.com/2024/07/05/p...
Project 2025 was supposed to boost Donald Trump's campaign — but now it may be backfiringwww.salon.com Trump's authoritarian game plan is breaking through to people who haven't heard of it — and it's scaring them
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Derek Smith @darathus.xyz · 2 days
Paging @allthedamnvamps.bsky.social
Avatar full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 2 days
yeah i’m a gamer
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Derek Smith @darathus.xyz · 2 days
"I need to put some music on to focus on my afternoon work." *five minutes later* "JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHEN YOU DON'T WANNA WAKE UP EVERYTHING IS FUCKED, EVERYTHING SUCKS"
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 2 days
I know nothing about PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE. I don't know the murderous aliens behind it, particularly Xarzon, who is a good friend. Anything they do, including raising the dead to destroy humanity, I wish them luck. But it has nothing to do with me. Hail Xarzon.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 2 days
Joe Biden is so old Donald Trump was listed in Jeffrey Epstein's phone and message logs over a dozen times.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 2 days
i refuse to believe that americans who watched the debate think that biden’s first 15 minutes are somehow stronger evidence of old age decline than falling asleep, *in public*, DURING YOUR OWN FUCKING CRIMINAL TRIAL, *IN COURT IN FRONT OF THE JUDGE AND JURY*, but, you know, i’m not a columnist.
Avatar Sam @very-simple.com · 2 days
Trump’s public schedule showed that on most days, he worked (“worked”), like three hours a day. And this isn’t even a “Biden can’t work late at night” issue. It’s a Biden is pulling back on SCHEDULED EVENTS that start after 8pm, which is actually a good idea for most people.
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Derek Smith @darathus.xyz · 2 days
Rolling the dice again with Disney Movie Rewards with their Mystery Blu-ray. In the past, I've received such winners as Tony Scott's Deja Vu. But then I'll get a stinker like Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
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Derek Smith @darathus.xyz · 2 days
Mia Goth is beyond adorable in this interview! www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqSK...
Mia Goth: The Puppy Interviewwww.youtube.com The one you’ve been waiting for is finally here — it’s the Mia Goth puppy interview! To celebrate the release of “MaXXXine,” we had Mia come in and play with...
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Azzy @azzydm.bsky.social · 2 days
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 3 days
I know I’m making you think about Ted Cruz again but it’s actually potentially good news this time
Avatar Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 3 days
Come on, y'all. For America. For Ted. Let's do this.
Ted Cruz gets bad news in Texas Senate racewww.newsweek.com A Manhattan Institute survey of 600 likely voters in Texas showed Cruz's lead over Democrat Colin Allred is just 3 points.
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Derek Smith @darathus.xyz · 3 days
the Inside Out characters in my head
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the inside out characters in my head
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Derek Smith @darathus.xyz · 3 days
Starting my day off with some new power metal, I guess! Orden Ogan - The Order of Fear and Visions of Atlantis - Pirates II - Armada both dropped today!
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👁 blayne 👁 @ewhag.bsky.social · 3 days
the inside out characters in my head
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Derek Smith @darathus.xyz · 3 days
Definitely not mad at all about this movie pick tonight. My ★★★★ review of Molli and Max in the Future on Letterboxd boxd.it/6O9pz7
Review of ‘Molli and Max in the Future’ (2023) ★★★★boxd.it Really cute film and a fun twist on the friends-to-lovers trope. Also, the So You Think You Can Rule The Universe segment hit home way too much, as I'm sure that we've really merged the Trash…
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Derek Smith @darathus.xyz · 3 days
Home and exhausted. Our city is doing stuff on Saturday. But still expecting half the town to be setting off illegal fireworks. Wondering if I'll get sleep before work tomorrow.
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Derek Smith @darathus.xyz · 3 days
@bskyttrpg.bsky.social reroll
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Derek Smith @darathus.xyz · 3 days
@bskyttrpg.bsky.social reroll
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 3 days
“Look, folks. There are no “gooner states” and “edging states”, we are the United States!”
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Derek Smith @darathus.xyz · 3 days
At the water park and loving the breeze. Time to hit the lazy river again!
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👁 blayne 👁 @ewhag.bsky.social · 4 days
with liberty
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Derek Smith @darathus.xyz · 4 days
This may be the most patriotic song of all time. And it rules. There will be no debate. Huey Lewis & The News - The Heart of Rock & Roll youtu.be/M7JVlpm0eRs?...
Huey Lewis & The News - The Heart Of Rock & Rollyoutu.be REMASTERED IN HD! Official Music Video for The Heart of Rock performed by Huey Lewis and The News. From the album Sports. Directed by Edd Griles, the music video for "The Heart of Rock" was shot on the Brooklyn Bridge and in Times Square. Follow Huey Lewis and The News Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hueylewisandthenews Twitter: https://twitter.com/HueyLewisNews Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/hueylewisandthenews Official Website: https://hueylewisandthenews.com #HueyLewisAndTheNews #TheHeartOfRockAndRoll #Remastered