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CaryJo

@caryjo.bsky.social

ex chinurse, small time sheep farmer, despicably sincere, unnervingly wholesome.
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My photos are mine, do not use without attribution, bitches.
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I don’t know the names of things
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I’m growing a snake gourd for the first time. It just starting blooming and the flower detail is incredible.
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Wildfires are so terrifying, I think they’re scarier than tornadoes.
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We still need help getting our fuzzy child better. If you can pitch in without putting yourself in a bad spot, please consider doing so.
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I had a rotten day and it’s been such a delight checking in on Bluesky tonight. Thank you and your furniture.
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Now I’ve got the couchfucker song stuck in my head, it goes to the tune of the Roadrunner cartoon theme.
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toast would save me
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If you supported the writers, actors, warehouse workers, or any labor union this last year; PLEASE support animation workers when our contract expires on August 12th. Nearly our entire industry has been out of work for a year+ bc of unchecked greed from the top. We can barely survive.
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I’m so itchy all over from bug bites, stings, nettles, pollens, etc. that I have the scourge of the nurse’s scabies panic.
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The worst part about obsessively watching real estate is all the horrifying bathrooms.
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oh bladder, yer a cruel mistress
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My plan. I’ll be rich! Rich I say!
How to mow your lawn with a hovercraft in two easy steps: Step 1: make a billion dollars Step 2: design and build hovercraft mower.
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US voters US voters in june in july
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I sweated out some fear today so that’s something. Also pizza!
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Don’t let The Riches be the only ones to send a message. I’m done for now, have a nice day. ❤️
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I’m very broke but I’m sending five bucks to Kamala and I hope you will, too.
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Is Signal still the best encrypted texting app?
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If you don’t have a trans relative please do me the honor of not blowing smoke up my
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Also if you are a target of project 2025 make a plan. Do both.
Clear your fall calendars. We’re by no means fucked but everybody has to pull their weight. Start making your plan now—door knocking, postcards, phone banking. Whatever you have time and means to do, start getting ready now. Take that doomer shit to your therapist and then get to work
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Is Signal still the best encrypted texting app?
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I gotta go outside. I may puke.
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Might as well just start lighting shit on fire now I guess.
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I can’t even imagine how Kamala Harris feels right now. How has she not burned the city down?
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I’ve never been real cocky but man my confidence is non-existent these days. I need a little swagger back.
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@lukelukeluke.bsky.social look how bright! That’s a tamarack stump, cut the tree down last year
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I have a friend who is kind of softly pushing me to move to Maine. I’ve only been there once a long time ago but I liked it!