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She/her. lightly mad. So odd I can't even. Possibly right behind you.
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The Bug Sex Lady @bunnyloveerin.bsky.social · 3 days
An archeologist comes home after a long day of figuring out the age of skeletons at a recent dig site; and sees her boyfriend fuming, packing his clothes. "I'm leaving you! And I'm never coming back!" She asks him what this is all about. "Don't play dumb, I heard you've been dating other people"
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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · a day
Why do they call them standing armies when they stand on their leggies?
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Cape Cod Postaah @capecodblue.bsky.social · 2 days
Fixed it.
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Interesting. Maybe pandering to the centrist Republicans.
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Nop (he/him) 🍉 PUSSY IN BIO @voxexsinister.bsky.social · a day
New Trump Ad Shows Montage Of People He’ll Kill If Elected www.theonion.com/new-trump-ad...
New Trump Ad Shows Montage Of People He’ll Kill If Electedwww.theonion.com PHOENIX—Following this week’s landmark Supreme Court ruling granting presidents broad immunity against criminal prosecution for official acts, Donald Trump’s campaign released an ad Wednesday that con...
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Cape Cod Postaah @capecodblue.bsky.social · a day
CyberVan Halen.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · a day
“Alright, now try putting it in reverse.”
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badly-drawn bee 🐝 @soapachu.bsky.social · 2 days
Have been served this at the in-laws. Allegedly cooked chicken. This is the whitest thing I've ever seen.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 2 days
[first day as a librarian] Customer: where are the do-it-yourself books Me: i’m pretty sure we just have books that are made already
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 2 days
casting Sean Connery to play a Japanese warrior, call that a shamurai
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@lgmudder.bsky.social · 2 days
A presidential candidate just wished a Christian nationalist group, foretelling the revolution, " Luck?” Noted
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Saucy Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social · 2 days
A man walks into a psychiatrists office naked and wrapped in cellophane. The psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see you're nuts."
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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 2 days
I don't trust surveyors. They're always plotting.
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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 2 days
I'm in a pretty bad place right now. Not hell.
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Lots42 @lots42.bsky.social · 2 days
Star Shrek 3: The Search For Shrek. Shrekraiser Mad Max: Shrek Road The Quiet Shrek Shrek Miserables Much Ado About Shrek Friday The Shrekteenth Nightmare In MAH SWAMP
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And He Joked Again @andyjokedagain.bsky.social · 2 days
FOLLOW FOLKS FOR the FUNNY FRIDAY #1. They won Andy Awards for the best posts I saw this week. You would've won too but I probably missed your post. Read the winning tweets in my TL. @mamafirefly.bsky.social @whatthefoxy.bsky.social My least bad this week: bsky.app/profile/andy... more🔻
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I don't do fireworks but I wanted to show my support for July 4th so I just chopped two of my fingers off
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I Am A Pyrite King @iamapyriteking.bsky.social · 2 days
Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better … The Shrekfast Club
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Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better … Shreknado
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karasocial relationship 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 3 days
remake a movie with Shrek and make it better Star Shrek Into Darkness
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 3 days
remake a movie with Shrek and make it better Great Shrexpectations
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remake a movie with Shrek and make it better Star Shrek Into Darkness
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 3 days
Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better… Requiem for a Shrek
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Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better … Shreknado
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone @somewelshmook.bsky.social · 3 days
12 Angry Shreks
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Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better … Shreknado
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Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 3 days
“AI is coming for your job” yeah right, like they are really gonna bother making an AI to goof off for 6.5 hours on youtube then painfully answer 6 emails before goofing off on youtube for another hour as a reward.
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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 3 days
Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better … Shreknado
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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 3 days
People need something to be angry about to be happy. Want proof? Pineapple pizza. Who cares what someone else eats? If you don't like it, don't eat it. That said, that shit don't belong on pizza.
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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 3 days
I've decided to start selling Crapto. It's a non-fun token
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 3 days
i really hope i get the job because it’s not like i can put this thing back in my butler
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Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator @therealdcf.bsky.social · 3 days
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i am carbs @iamcarbs.bsky.social · 3 days
taking my dog to see the fireworks on our way home from the vacuum cleaner convention
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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 3 days
One time I tweeted about why it was called ‘reverse cowgirl’ and not ‘the meat grinder’ and it went viral because the algorithm was recommending it under the food interest section.
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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 3 days
It's independence day, which means all supreme court justices are 17.76% off! Buy yours today!
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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 3 days
Squash them, duh