CaryJo

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ex chinurse, small time sheep farmer, despicably sincere, unnervingly wholesome.
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My photos are mine, do not use without attribution, bitches.

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gearing up to be an amazing spinster

Might just eat gelato for supper

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Looking for more friends in the disabled community. I want to be able to talk about my disability openly with people who understand. If people could recommend accounts and boost this, it’d mean a lot.

Anyone who has ever FaceTimed me can vouch for the veracity of my ADHD diagnosis. How do people sit while they talk?!??

It’s wild phlox in the ditches season

I think a deer has adopted my place

I FOUND MY EARBLOBS!

Exactly. The presidency had never been a one person job and I don’t understand why we’re pretending it is.

Why is Biden only running in Biden? He should be running in Harris, Haaland, Buttigieg, Regan, Murthy, and all the rest of the people who come with him. And he’s not just running against Trump, but against Miller, Bannon, Kushner, Bolton, Kid Rock and Nazi ghouls who come with him. Message better.

I would love for someone to explain to me why I can’t get an accurate weather forecast even four hours out. I’m ready to kidnap a meteorologist and withhold radar screens until they spill.

Wow I’m so angry this morning. I better stick my head in the creek.

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Fuck you auto coriander

Sometimes I google before I ask but I get so much garbage I’m still not sure what my answer is. I miss when the internet was an amazing encyclopedia.

@streamlass.bsky.social Hey is a flail mower the kind with one arm that sticks way out the side? I forget if that’s the right name.

The friction between not wanting to be the kind of person who says mean things about someone online while also wanting to share and say can you believe this shit?!?

All I want is a hurricane named after me that destroys a few very specific places and terrifies a few very specific people.

I love their little crowns

Sarah Kendzior is my president

This is the kind of crap I have to deal with I wish this was a joke. “Happy Independence Day! Thank your ancestors for our free republic, they created it.”

If you pinch off the blooms it send more food to the taters

The Adirondack blue potato plants are starting to bloom! #gardening #growyourownfood #organic this is my first year growing potatoes and I have no idea how these will taste. We’ve never had them before. They are high in antioxidants and diabetic friendly. 🌱

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The year is 2024. Nobody can afford meat. Women are only for breeding now. There’s an appeal to heaven flag at your obgyn office. A door fell off an airplane and killed your dog. Happy Independence Day

Three more weeks until the ex actually leaves. We finally have a date!

When you have in the past been the crazy one it forever feels like you must be the crazy one.

Ended the day with homemade peach/black cap crisp with vanilla ice cream. Very tasty!

Wow kind of a shit show here tonight, huh?

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#nature #naturalists #birds

Please help some folks raise money to purchase a very rare hill #prairie in Monroe County, IL. Less than 1% of the original prairie remains in #Illinois. An anonymous donor will match donations. They need $50k by August 30 to save this valuable #habitat. heartlandsconservancy.org/support/save...

Save the Prairie - HeartLands Conservancyheartlandsconservancy.org

The USA: She’d rather go fascist than go to therapy

Yeah flying cars sound great but where’s my bug spray/high spf combo?

I’m fist fighting autocorrect this morning and losing.

I hear a crop duster! I love/hate them.

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That thing we all watched in January of 2021 was just the three-hour tv pilot. What the supreme court did this week was greenlight the series.