BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL: “Vote for the dead guy it’s important”

Logged in here and holy shit I need democrats to have less shame and more composure like hell yeah it’s Weekend at Bernie’s and we’re gonna run the shit out of our dead President WATCH HIM WAVE [tugs at sleeve to make his arm move]

“Vote for the dead guy it’s important”

We need so many more Americans to watch sports since clearly they’ve never watched Iowa win a game by punting 18 times in a row

1 Field Goal & 2 safeties baby because DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS goddamit

I GOT TWO SAFETIES AND A FIELD GOAL

WHERE IT'S AT

That South Dakota State team was legit. Still kinda embarrassing for Iowa, but I don’t think SDSU lost another game that year.

I had to convince myself Brady Hoke was the answer at Michigan! AND I DID IT.

Mike Riley. I also once wrote we should hire Paul Johnson (while he was at Navy). (to my credit I always knew Frost would fail)

Member when I was super worried Texas was going to hire Todd Graham away because he was so successful? I member.

I took a trip to wiki and boy did Graham's coaching career end with a resounding thud.

Yuuuup. Not great!

Bo Pelini sells bar rescue loans

we all have dark days

You and I have had a lot of them over the last decade it seems

He definitely was an answer

and in a way he was, he got everyone pulling in one direction again ! (to fire Dave Brandon and Brady Hoke and to go hire Jim Harbaugh)

We can Baby I’m Burning over the election results as they come jn

I watched Michigan run approximately 800 times in a row against PSU with a new coach who was told 12 hours earlier he'd be coaching because their HC was suspended because a guy on his staff in sunglasses videotaped opposing teams' signals. Dems dragging Biden to a second term is child's play.

Oh no, you watched your candidate look a little sick on stage? Try watching your coach call a time out when fucking Liberty is attempting a long field goal with running clock, it gets blocked and returned, but then Liberty then runs another play to get closer and then kick the game winner.

AND he wasn't fired for another year!

Every September, I get myself excited for Maryland's football season, only for October to happen. And then I got into Formula 1 and became a Ferrari fan.

I can get behind this

I watched the Kenny Pickett steelers go .500 twice, anything is possible

brb writing an NYT op-ed calling for Brian Ferentz to be put in charge of the Biden campaign

oh god nooooo

Even punting can get you to the moon.

Thank you. The Ferentz theorem - one of us is going screw up when it's our turn so I'm going to give you more turns.

As a Jets fan, I've also been yelled at to "calm down, cant quit on this qb after only 20 career starts, it'll be ok" for decades and each time when we finish up at 6-10 those same people are like "oh my god, what happened?"

"Florida has this game in hand! It's over!" FLORIDA:

I don’t know why I remember this, but in 1999 Vandy beat South Carolina 11–10 in Columbia. One of the teams scored two safeties, and it’s not the one you think it is

This image has haunted me for too long. A bad debate is nothing

Wait, is there any other way to win a football game???

If I didn’t have the Gators (ignoring football for the moment) … it’s Bills, Leafs, Cubs. My life is all about pairing unrealistic expectations with unfathomable incompetence.

/South Carolina goes 2-9 /every game a sellout, place is hoppin'

More Americans should live in Florida before they get old. That state elects dead people all the time!

We gotta figure out how to confer citizenship by birth on Jose Mourinho

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If you replace "n" with an extra "t" putting 18 times in a row still works

Punts. It's all about punts -- you know, special teams.

Spencer, since both of them suck at golf, I’m perfectly willing to vote for the guy who is good but old rather than the guy who is evil and old.

C'mon now, get it right.

nope nope nope not this time around

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