Logged in here and holy shit I need democrats to have less shame and more composure
like hell yeah it’s Weekend at Bernie’s and we’re gonna run the shit out of our dead President WATCH HIM WAVE
[tugs at sleeve to make his arm move]
I watched Michigan run approximately 800 times in a row against PSU with a new coach who was told 12 hours earlier he'd be coaching because their HC was suspended because a guy on his staff in sunglasses videotaped opposing teams' signals. Dems dragging Biden to a second term is child's play.
Oh no, you watched your candidate look a little sick on stage?
Try watching your coach call a time out when fucking Liberty is attempting a long field goal with running clock, it gets blocked and returned, but then Liberty then runs another play to get closer and then kick the game winner.
Every September, I get myself excited for Maryland's football season, only for October to happen. And then I got into Formula 1 and became a Ferrari fan.
As a Jets fan, I've also been yelled at to "calm down, cant quit on this qb after only 20 career starts, it'll be ok" for decades and each time when we finish up at 6-10 those same people are like "oh my god, what happened?"
I don’t know why I remember this, but in 1999 Vandy beat South Carolina 11–10 in Columbia. One of the teams scored two safeties, and it’s not the one you think it is
If I didn’t have the Gators (ignoring football for the moment) … it’s Bills, Leafs, Cubs. My life is all about pairing unrealistic expectations with unfathomable incompetence.