edward: thats why theyre not called cisformers — Subium • Bluesky web client

The hottest thing a woman can do is infodump for hours straight

Ok where is my infodump *taps pen on clipboard*

ok since u asked: did you know all of the transformers are canonically transgender, in particular Arcee. she says in the comics she was “forged male” but then wanted to have a girl body so she just reformatted herself. there are also enby transformers too, it’s a surprisingly queer series.

thats why theyre not called cisformers

🎼 CIS FORMERS 🎶 JUST WHAT MEETS THE EYE 🎵 CIS FORMERS 🎶 CARS YOU HAVE TO DRIVE

I made this silly thing a while ago when I came out the closet

That's just prime (rare non-sarcastic)

Glad you like it also!

i regret to inform you that Megyn Kelly has already shit her pants about this very important™️ topic

megyn this was supposed to be parody

I swear to god they treat the LGBT like were some kinda fucking Whovian Cyberman like villain. Which means they figured it out! Time to quit being quiet about it. Transcontroller fire up the conversion therapizers. Enby Legions march and assimilate!, Cis Allies assume your true forms and defend!

What's the most monstrous race in all of Doctor Who?? That's right The English.

"i met an english person at a bar, took them home, and the next day all my artifacts were gone"

Why are the Pyramids in Egypt? Because they're too big to fit in the British Museum :D

I gave them the wrong warning. I should have told them to run, as fast as they can. Run and hide, because the monsters are coming - the human race

this skeet doesn’t sound very cis, Hangry Man 👀

Irrelevant. Their stance against you is a stance against us all. The potential ripple effects of their stance becoming policy has the energy necessary to tear through the framework of modern society harming everything from personal and consumer freedom to healthcare to military readiness. Also duh

would it surprise you to find out that the BBC censored elements of this episode when they broadcast it recently

TERF island needs to have its government disolved & be turned into a socialist republic run entirely by trans people. also Corbyn can advise he seems cool.

As someone who is not even British Please make it happen

He also seems like he’d rather advise than be in charge, honestly.

holy primus, this is so good

I have made the “just what meets the eye” joke like a hundred times by now but this is the first time I thought of “cars you have to drive”

I’m genuinely stoked this took off like it did because it’s an incredible bit lol also my favorite thing about art/ comedy is that they’re iterative & tend to get even better the more you riff on them

Wait hold the fuck on. Would all the fictional sapient self-driving cars like Kit from Night Rider...be trans? They don't transform exactly, just have agency

i choose to believe yes

Omg also: Kit iirc is male, uses he/him pronouns. Unlike the default for cars generally! So yep he is a trans man.

*sobbing laughing*

i really needed this holy shit you deserve the matrix of leadership

Cisformers Less than you'd expect.

form into cis to my face and see what happens

Those are hot wheels

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