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@babblingfringe.bsky.social

I mostly just reply to stuff with piss-takes —frequently a fool. He/Him, all opinions expressed are quite possibly poorly thought out.
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Fun fact! The Beatle’s cover of Twist and Shout was recorded in exactly on take because John *ammihilated* his throat and vocal cords on the first take: Also it was one of their favorite songs to play back when they were a club band, iirc
Nirvana’s The Man Who Sold the World is just fucking haunting and beats out the original for me. The Beatle’s cover of Twist and Shout and Tiny Tim’s cover of Girl are also just absolutely a-tier. The Indigo Girls version of Romeo and Juliet is also a perfect pairing with the Dire Straits original
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Nirvana’s The Man Who Sold the World is just fucking haunting and beats out the original for me. The Beatle’s cover of Twist and Shout and Tiny Tim’s cover of Girl are also just absolutely a-tier. The Indigo Girls version of Romeo and Juliet is also a perfect pairing with the Dire Straits original
Other than Hurt by Johnny Cash and any version of The Sound of Silence, what are your favorite cover versions of famous songs?
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WERNER HERZOG: cast into the wilderness by an uncaring mother, the child must choose a companion, a beast of unnatural capabilities through which to channel his will. they will not rest until every gymnasium lies in ruin. ASH: where's professor oak HERZOG: this lizard is on fire
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If the night sky was a bag of popcorn in the microwave I would not be pulling it out any time soon.
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improve a videogame by changing one word: Kerbal Spice Program
ruin a popular videogame by changing one word: Tony Blair Skateboarding
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HERE’S HOW BIDEN CAN WIN During the next presidential debate: “Aaaaand it’s Jeff Tiedrich with the steel chair!”
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improve a videogame by changing one word: Sid Meier’s WorksIn_iPadOS17
improve a videogame by changing one word: Kerbal Spice Program
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improve a videogame by changing one word: Sid Meier’s WorksIniOS17
improve a videogame by changing one word: Kerbal Spice Program
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Grand Wage Theft Auto
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Ruin a popular video game by changing one word: Grand Cybertruck Auto
Ruin a popular video game by changing one word: Life is Mundane
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Ruin a popular video game by changing one word: Star Wars: Y-Wing
I mean ass effect seems like the obvious choice here would also accept mall of duty
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Ruin a popular video game by changing one word: Life is Mundane
Ruin a popular video game by changing one word: Cyst
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ruin a popular videogame by changing one word: Tony Blair Skateboarding
ruin a popular videogame by changing one word: Rim
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ruin a popular videogame by changing one word: Untitled Grouse Game
ruin a popular videogame by changing one word: Mass Infect
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ruin a popular videogame by changing one word: Petty Theft Auto IV
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I suppose it’s a safer tactic than telling the Scouts UK how much he likes coke
Huh?!
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Hey PNW do laundry and whatever house work you can before Thursday that oncoming heatwave will be brutal The last thing you will wanna be doing is running your drying during it. Also electricity is cheaper now than during heatwaves
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Here’s a nice person to block
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Our roommate who DJs just met our neighbor who is a DJ tonight, and have been talking DJ stuff for an hour. I love e everyone involved, but holy *shit* did we just get a big “thank you” from the neighbor’s wife and children
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You heard the dude. It’s poop o’clock!
I hope poop makes the tag cloud, that would make me feel like kinda a minor deal.
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@dieworkwear.bsky.social stays on Twitter like a soul in Valhalla during Ragnarok. Derek fights the good fight as things end and I love him all the more for it.
I've long felt that the political left needs to do better at explaining how different issues intersect. This is just next level.
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Anyone got a Time Machine who is down to TNR Trump?
Ah I see we have entered the "this is offensive to alley cats" stage of the discourse
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Probably shouldn’t have worn my light up shoes while running from the cops.
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Aaaand now I’m trying to imagine doing the same in Jellies. They’d be able to follow the blood trail after the first two blocks.
Probably shouldn’t have worn my light up shoes while running from the cops.
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As a cis dude? Yeah, I’d have loved for “late bloomer” being a mechanical option rather than a mental model. Holy fuck that should exist. Stalling till 16+ and then making a decision seems only fair.
Broke: trans kids shouldn’t be on blockers Woke: trans kids should be on blockers Bespoke: everyone should be on blockers