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Mum 1st 💗Christmas, Star Wars & Terry Pratchett Fan🎄F1 McLaren fan 🔥🏁Can’t stand disparity or Tories 😡I want my EU passport back 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #FBPE #ToriesOut
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“..it wasn’t the wearing of the hats that counted so much as having one to wear..Take the crown off a king and all you had was someone good at having a weak chin and waving to people Hats had power Hats were important”
Terry Pratchett; Witches Abroad 
#Discworld #KingsSpeech #Traditions 👑
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I'm vice-president of Throwing Out People Mr Dibbler Doesn't like the Face of."
Terry Pratchett; Moving Pictures
#Discworld #JDVance #TrumpSidekick
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“The other legend..at an earlier time..wise men survived a flood..they took two of every animal..the combined manure was beginning to weigh the boat low in the water so..they tipped it over the side and called it Ankh-Morpork”
Terry Pratchett; Pyramids
#Discworld #StSwithinsDay #InsertCityOfChoice 🫣
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“Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving”
Terry Pratchett; A Hat Full of Sky 
#Discworld #SecondTimeSecond #EnglandMensTeam #NeverGiveUp #WhatAGame #EUROS2024 ⚽️
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“Lord Downey was..an Assassin. The capital letter was important. It separated…the gentlemen who were occasionally consulted by other gentlemen who wished to have removed..any inconvenient razorblades from the candyfloss of life.”
Terry Pratchett; Hogfather 
#Discworld #AssassinationAttempt #Trump 🇺🇸
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“‘Can I ask..there isn't a Big Cat in the Sky is there?’
‘I'M SURPRISED AT YOU MAURICE OF COURSE THERE ARE NO CAT GODS THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH LIKE ...WORK’ One good thing about being a cat..was theology was a lot simpler.” Terry Pratchett; The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents #Caturday 🐾😻🐈‍⬛
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“Rincewind tried to force the memory out of his mind, but it was rather enjoying itself there, terrorizing the other occupants and kicking over the furniture." 
Terry Pratchett; The Colour of Magic
#Discworld #BidenGaffs #NatoConference #TimeToStandDownJoe 🇺🇸
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“It does look as if football is very much like diplomacy: short periods of fighting followed by long periods of negotiation.”
Terry Pratchett; Unseen Academicals 
#DiscWorld #Southgate #InTheFinal #Euro2024 ⚽️
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“I’m on the sharp end of witchcraft, which means doing what should be done as best you can. It’s all about the people, Mrs. Earwig…”
Terry Pratchett; The Shepherds Crown 
#Discworld #GovernmentOfService #GrownUpGovernment #LabourDoHaveAPlan
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“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
Terry Pratchett; Hogfather 
#Discworld #AIGenerated #ReformPartyCandidates #CandidatesScam #ElectionFraud #ShortMoneyScam
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“..despite a nationwide debate it appeared no two Frenchmen could agree.. on what being French did mean. Although another school of thought held that arguing about what made you French was part of what made you French.”
Terry Pratchett; The Long Earth #FrenchElections #ViveLaFrance #HungParliament 🇫🇷
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BREAKING NEWS: Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which instead came in third in initial results as polling stations closed.
Projections in France's election show voters rejecting the far rightwww.npr.org Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which ...
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“‘I'm trying to remember how you tell the time by looking at the sun.’….’I should leave it for a while, it's too bright to see the numbers at the moment.’”
Terry Pratchett; The Last Continent 
#Discworld #ABrightStart #NewCabinet
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This photo is pure 2024.
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Appointment 👌 A bottle of champagne plus the day off on your birthday; free breakfast before 9am and subsidised chef lunches; a £1,000 Weekly Lottery, a state of the art gym and free-to-use luxury holiday homes. Just some of the benefits of working for James Timpson (Minister of state for prisons)
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“The purr is very important. It's the purr that does it every time…Other creatures went in for big teeth, long legs or over-active brains, while cats just settled for a noise that tells the world they're feeling happy.”
Terry Pratchett; The Unadulterated Cat
#Caturday #HappyNewGovernmentDay 🐈‍⬛🐈😻🐾
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“There have been times lately when I dearly wished that I could change the past. Well, I can’t, but I can change the present so that when it becomes the past it will turn out to be a past worth having.”
Terry Pratchett; I Shall Wear Midnight 
#Discworld #LabourLandslide #Election2024 #NewHope 💗
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“There's always a story. It's all stories, really. The sun coming up every day is a story. Everything's got a story in it. Change the story, change the world.” 
Terry Pratchett; A Hat Full of Sky 
#Discworld #ElectionDay2024 #UseYourVote #VoteForChange 🗳️
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“But it persisted, arriving in her mind like the unexpected limbo dancer under the lavatory door of Life.”
Terry Pratchett; Equal Rites
#Discworld #JohnsonRolledOutAgain #ToryElectioneeringFails #JohnsonPartiedWhilePeopleDied #VoteToriesOut #TacticalVoting 🗳️
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“If a thing’s worth doing, it’s worth doing badly”
Terry Pratchett; Equal Rites 
#Discworld #MelStride #Johnson #ToryMediaRounds #ToryElectioneeringFails #TacticalVoting #ToryWipeout2024 🗳️
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“Every day, Commander Vimes of the City Watch would be home at six o’clock sharp to read to Young Sam, who was one year old.
Six o’clock, no matter what…
or who…
or why…
because some things are important.”
Terry Pratchett; Where’s My Cow
#Discworld #FamilyTime #Starmer 🐮🐄💗
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Ed Davey hoping to jump straight in as LOTO.
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Sunak: "it's not over until it's over" - which England certainly proved this evening... Don’t give the corrupt Tories any extra time. Kick them out on 4 July. #GTTO
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“We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.”
Terry Pratchett; Night Watch
#Discworld #NotSoCleverly #ToryMediaRound #MakingItUp #ToryAnnihalationAhead #GeneralElectionMonth 🗳️
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Soon. Very soon. Pasteup spotted on securiglazed empty house somewhere in England #LosingIt #5SleepsTillItsOver
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“I wouldn’t trust me if I was you. But I would if I was me.”
Terry Pratchett; Going Postal
#Discworld #LiarSunak #Kuenssberg #ToriesBrokeBritain #NeverVoteTory 🗳️