My Brain 1: Why's this jerk promoting their scam with a picture of their cat
My Brain 2: Satire of those scams. Read it as if the cat is giving the advice.
MB1: OH! That's embarrassing. Don't tell anyone.
MB2: *clicking reply* Sorry, what did you say?
The story of our 2nd cat, Tyrone. He basically walked into our home one day and was like “I live here now” and we were like “okay, sure”.
My other cat hates him.
"You too can receive my financial advice in exchange for the low, low cost of five ounces of catnip a month. As a free sample of that advice, remember that the catnip is tax deductible because anything given to a cat counts as a religious donation."
This #cat is clearly #theFamiliar for the #Brit based magazine #TheEconomist. That makes penultimate sense since the mag is so terribly inconsistent these long-toothed days of theirs. It ceased being expert & has devolved into a nattering clan of opinion (cf. an a-hole) broadcasters vs journalism
DOG: This human feeds me, gives me a roof, picks up my poop - he must be God!
CAT: This human feeds me, gives me a roof, picks up my poop - I must be God!
Well no, because it's mainly a course on "how to create your own online course."
(Later, a journalist will uncover their OnlyPets account that specializes in squeaky toys.)
Ours was adopted at 2ish from a shelter who told us someone found her near the dumpster at a local grocery store. She's arranged the same brilliant deal for herself now.
Somehow this describes like 99% of all “finance gurus” on social media. It’s always “I became a a millionaire by 25 working really hard doing nothing while my trust fund pays all my expenses. I’m therefor a finance expert.”
Well, there is also "using only a personal loan of a mere one million dollar from my uncle, some business contacts from my parents and only own hard work and determination I managed to..." type.
Life advice from a cat? well they have as much chance as any I guess, they seem to train humans well to what they want.
I have 4 cats so how many hoomins do I need?
