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Being an outstanding parent involves pressuring your kid to work at retail stores where you want to abuse the employee discount. Listen. I don’t care if you’re a straight 6’5 teen boy. You will work at Sephora! Holy shit, I never thought of this! 😂 I have Vans apparel coming out the yin yang! 😂 "wear a fucking suit. it's tiffany's fer chrissakes." Go to college!!!! [so I can get free educational software licenses] Come on honey it’s just one summer at the roofing company Oh come to think of it the roof is almost due to be done! Good thinking 
