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James

@tarnation.bsky.social

This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs.

Awarded B.B. Shark and Associates best poster 3 minutes in a row.

Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaen6h4xgehg
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if I change my display name to futurejeffrey will you freak out?
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They should invent a plant that gets you high
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Live, laugh, let’s pick a new format
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Truth is stranger than fiction. Science is nerd magic. A bird could be your dad
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Don’t ever speak to me or my baby deer I stole from the forest ever again
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Dont let the Christians fool You. They are just as kinky as the rest of us
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Labeled by Bluesky Moderation Service
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I really picked the wrong decade in which to better myself
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📸 Tasteful nude
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Nothing I say on here is sex related you fucking freaks
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Made it thru another day without spitting on someone else's junk.
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If you ever think you’re too insignificant to make a difference in the world, just look at how much dumb shit one person can accomplish repeatedly on social media.
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you can sustain a man’s life on youtube & rotisserie chicken alone for over a dozen years
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Live, laugh, ligma
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forgive me father for i have gotten high & spaced out in the specialty cheese aisle
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From a legal standpoint, liking any of my posts is an admission of guilt.
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[me at the store] I should buy an entire wheel of parmigiano reggiano
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iron chef theme playing as I clumsily rip open a gluten free freezer pizza box
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Believe in yourself, you dumb motherfucker.
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You know she’s AI generated right? [Kermit drinking tea dot gif]
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my quick reflexes come from maintaining the volume control during an action movie
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This is what a properly walked dog looks like.
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Who up inning their hibitions?
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Papier-Mâché Promises (2024, mixed media: acrylic, kleenex & cum)
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bro, does your girl even post good?
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📸 Tasteful nude
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Sorry for being annoying as hell, you guys
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I got in big trouble for breaking the sculpture of a person’s upper body… got busted for busting the bust
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I need my pressure points stabbed and it’s urgent