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luke @coolhand.bsky.social · 8 days
The world is actively trying to parody itself
15-Year-Old Known as 'God's Influencer' to Be First Millennial Saint After Pope Approves Canonizationpeople.com 15-year-old Carlo Acutis, known as 'God's Influencer,' is set to become the first millennial saint after Pope Francis and the College of Cardinals approved his canonization on Monday, July 1
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Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social · 8 days
This photo is absolutely killing me. It looks like an insert shot from Arrested Development, or something.
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luke @coolhand.bsky.social · 8 days
Ahahahahaha that’s exactly what it looks like Oh michael cera, we barely knew thee
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Patrixmyth @patri.xyz · 8 days
His body has been on display in a church for almost 20 years now. This is horrifying.
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Maia🏳️‍⚧️ @doonethingforme.bsky.social · 8 days
Did they remove his heart or why is there a "heart relic" photo on Wikipedia? This is so much less creepy when it happened 500+ years ago...
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Patrixmyth @patri.xyz · 8 days
I read a bit more. They disinterred him a few years ago. At some point they will remove his heart to store in a church and put the rest of his body back underground. So ghoulish.
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Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social · 8 days
Hard for me to judge, given that my phone's background image has been this guy for years. 😅
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Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social · 8 days
Lenin's still got him beat by about 80 years.
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luke @coolhand.bsky.social · 8 days
Have you been to Lenin’s tomb? It’s the cheesiest shit in the world. Feels like a Disneyland ride. Like literally you’re shuttled around his body in this weird light and music display
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Patrixmyth @patri.xyz · 8 days
this confirms all my fears about the 'it's a small world' ride.
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KK @kk-maker.bsky.social · 8 days
I would be so weirded out. That shit is a video game location to me. Tourists? In daylight? With no gas masks??
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Half An A Press @spacewastrel.skunk.agency · 8 days
"That's what we wanted you to think!"
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Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social · 8 days
No, but now I really want to. Hope it survives the next revolution. 😂
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luke @coolhand.bsky.social · 8 days
yea I have all these travel pictures from Russia that I will never ever share now lol sigh I knew I should have bought a bunch of Putin souvenirs. The old nazi shit goes for serious $$$ now
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TimotheosWA @timotheoswa.bsky.social · 8 days
The blatant ethic pandering, or the body on display?
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Saga @sagamaraia.bsky.social · 8 days
God wants us to remember, there is always money in the Banana Stand.
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Baltech @baltech.bsky.social · 8 days
Hey, Cera can play the Final Fantasy battle theme on bass, that's saintly in my book.