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The world is actively trying to parody itself

15-Year-Old Known as 'God's Influencer' to Be First Millennial Saint After Pope Approves Canonizationpeople.com 15-year-old Carlo Acutis, known as 'God's Influencer,' is set to become the first millennial saint after Pope Francis and the College of Cardinals approved his canonization on Monday, July 1

This photo is absolutely killing me. It looks like an insert shot from Arrested Development, or something.

Ahahahahaha that’s exactly what it looks like Oh michael cera, we barely knew thee

His body has been on display in a church for almost 20 years now. This is horrifying.

Lenin's still got him beat by about 80 years.

Have you been to Lenin’s tomb? It’s the cheesiest shit in the world. Feels like a Disneyland ride. Like literally you’re shuttled around his body in this weird light and music display

"That's what we wanted you to think!"

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