Dylan Meconis: I feel everybody should know that this has been the lead story on the Oregonian’s website for 24 hours

I feel everybody should know that this has been the lead story on the Oregonian’s website for 24 hours

Somewhere out there, a reporter is living their best life.

This one was Samantha Swindler’s beat, I imagine she enjoyed herself thoroughly

I would love to be on the bird news beat. “What secrets is Mayor goose hiding? Turns out what is good for the goose is bad for the gander”

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A talking crow went viral after befriending an Oregon elementary school. Then he went missingwww.google.com It turns out Cosmo had enemies, and a dark side.

Ugh, why do I have to find out the rest of the story via video? I hate video news.

same

lol right?! I need to know more after reading…but not that badly

The Pacific North-West Bird Cartel sends their regards.

A dark side. Curious.

I’m fully committed yet at the same time afraid to know more.

Milkshake crow?

Everyone: Journalism is dying The Oregonian: Think again, motherfuckers

Lmao I saw it in the Seattle times too

No angel.

In the beginning there was one crow. And then the murder started.

The dateline on this feels... relevant? But also

Oh it's an actual local story, this is not Cosmo's first appearance in the publication

Cosmo sounds like a gift to a publication in need of hilarious content

anything more on Cosmo's dark side?

He occasionally hassles people for snacks

😀

How did they not say FOWL PLAY??????

I've seen this story before. This is how "Hollow Kingdom" starts.

The crows are the important part of Portland. When I cowrote a novel set here, I made them a motif. www.amazon.com/Things-Stole...

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They are! I love them

Don't you mean... crow-wrote?

Thank you for affirming my decision not to read the Oregonian.

I kind of miss living in Oregon...

We all have a dark side, Dylan.

My grade school had a crow friend called Joe!

It brings me no pleasure to inform you that Joe had enemies, and a dark side.

What crow doesn’t have a dark side? 🧐 Seriously, even the pretty Corvids are wearing masks!

Crows are made of dark side. That’s what makes them delightful.

Sang like a canary until s/he didn’t Welcome to Murder Mystery Theater

They ran something besides an advice column? Shocking

A MURDER OF CROW I called it MY PODCAST NAME TAKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I imagine all crows have enemies. They're too smart not to.

Well it sounds like it has everything

important news.

The conspiracies on this must look amazing.

Gotta love when a newspaper advertises their truecrime podcast.

Bob murdered the crow, just like he did Laura Palmer

Obviously this is just another Zionist pay-op, because we all know that….

This is just twin peaks but a state south

Fascinating.

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