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Make a movie cheesy. Gouda Will Hunting

Make a movie cheesy. Muensters, Inc.

@rahaeli.bsky.social BOAT STUCK! (OK, it's not a ginormous boat, and it's already unstuck, but still...)

This blockage is going to cost international trade literally tens of pounds www.bbc.com/news/article...

Cargo ship has grounded in the River Nene, Cambridgeshirewww.bbc.com "This is a rare situation to happen," says a spokesperson at the port.

@wiswell.bsky.social

Sounds like what a haunted house would say

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I was thinking how it must be bewildering for Orcs, caught up in marches to war for specious reasons, involved in pointless battles that have nothing really to do with them, but a mad tyrant's desire for power, and I got this Tolkien-inspired parody. @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com

Make a movie milder The Oklahoma Weedwhacker Incident

Make a movie milder Thursday the 12th

@wiswell.bsky.social www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-...

Why Are Bears ‘Friend-Shaped’?www.scientificamerican.com Why are bears both adorable and deadly? Scientific American investigates why these apex predators are “friend-shaped”

@invisibleinkie.bsky.social In case you hadn't already run across this.

Some news on Dragon Age, for folks who are interested in that sort of thing! blog.bioware.com/2024/06/06/t...

The Next Dragon Age Has a New Titleblog.bioware.com Hi everyone, Summer is nearly upon us, and as promised, we’re ready to provide an update on our big reveal. We’d like to invite the world to join us on Tuesday, June 11, for the official first look…

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bonus Discworld QOTD, from The Last Continent “We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they’re elected. Don’t you?” “Why?” “It saves time.”

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what a world

Interviewer: Please explain this gap in your resume. Me: There was an unfortunate incident involving a wardrobe.

Interviewer: Please explain this gap in your resume. Me: Let’s just say that you really ought to avoid fairy rings

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Cool, another chance to post this I love posting this

I was on the cover of Sears Catalog.

What's something about you that sounds made up but it's not? Mine is one time I made a t shirt for my bicycle gang and it looked too much like a motorcycle club logo so I had to go before a Bandidos general and plead my case to use it and also not to be killed

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I may or may not be avoiding actual real work at the moment. . .

NGL, at first I thought the King Charles one was an old Hellblazer cover.

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this is the content that Jack Dorsey fears

I can’t go out and get dinner because Crete is experiencing gale force winds, and I’m gonna make it everyone else’s problem

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Maybe Columbia should pull this page about they handled students protesting the Vietnam War, considering they haven’t learned shit. news.columbia.edu/content/new-...

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Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch “Yeah, all right, but everyone knows they torture people," mumbled Sam. "Do they?" said Vimes. "Then why doesn't anyone do anything about it?" "'cos they torture people.”

Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay

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Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay

Discworld QOTD, from Snuff “Everyone should occasionally break the law in some small and delightful way, Drumknott. It’s good for the hygiene of the brain.”

@dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social I apologize in advance for inflicting this on you, but the ear worms said I had to.

99 baby sharks swimming in the summer sky panic spreads its red alert sharks are not supposed to fly the war machine springs to life opens up an eager eye focuses it on the sky 99 baby sharks fly by

I don't post many of the photographs I take, but I like how this one came out.

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Eric Trump Only Potential Juror Uninformed Enough To Serve At Father’s Trialwww.theonion.com NEW YORK—Noting that the former president’s high-profile antics had made it exceedingly difficult to move ahead with the case, sources confirmed Monday that Eric Trump was the only potential juror uni...

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The eclipse is starting, better put out the fuck tortoise

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if you’re criminalizing librarians, the answer to “are we the baddies” is an emphatic yes

Bloody hell. bookriot.com/louisiana-hb...

Louisiana HB 777 Would Criminalize Librarians and Libraries Who Join the American Library Associationbookriot.com Louisiana Library workers or libraries who seek membership in the largest professional organization would be criminalized for doing so.

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@dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social Who could have possibly seen this coming other than absolutely everyone who isn't huffing techbro bullshit?

The bot says it’s okay to commit wage theft and violate housing laws, but there’s a disclaimer on the page saying the bot “may occasionally produce incorrect, harmful or biased content,” so I’m sure it’s fine.

NYC’s AI Chatbot Tells Businesses to Break the Law – The Markupthemarkup.org The Microsoft-powered bot says bosses can take workers’ tips and that landlords can discriminate based on source of income

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@dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social New astronomy bullshit just dropped.

In news today that won't piss you off, there's a black hole out there that's eating the equivalent of FOUR EARTHS PER SECOND. PER *SECOND*. badastronomy.beehiiv.com/p/scariest-b... 🧪 🔭

The scariest black hole in the Universebadastronomy.beehiiv.com It’s eating the equivalent of a Sun’s worth of material EVERY DAY

Stream just went live live on YouTube.

Starting in half an hour!

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you repost miette? you repost miette like the meme? Joy! Joy for internet for FIVE YEARS!

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always repost Tom holland doing umbrella. It's one of the rules that transferred from the old site

@dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social Given your reading a while back, I figure you might appreciate the jokes in this thread.

Rowling: i call it Rowling: the time turner diariesss Barker: wow this is not really funny anymore Baker: its like INTENSELY not funny Lovecraft: catchy title tho!