Queen Kristina 🏳️‍⚧️

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Queen Kristina 🏳️‍⚧️

@paxaeterna72.bsky.social

She/Her

Floridian who likes Doctor Who and Ants and stuff

My Strawpage: https://paxland.straw.page/
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@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com I think there’s someone impersonating you in dms, I don’t buy it, care to weigh in?
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Pot of Greed doesn’t let you draw 3 cards, it lets you draw 2 cards
ok i have another quote tweet prompt. what's something, big or small, related to your job or hobby, that most people don't know that you would like to have them know? it can be a concept, a piece of history, some vocabulary, or something else.
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Through the darkness of future past. The magician longs to see. One chants out between two worlds: Mentos Bubblemint Pure Fresh Gum — Walk with me.
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I NEED TO SPIT IN THE MOUTH OF A LITTLE NERDY GUY AND THEN LISTEN TO HIM EXPLAIN ASTRONOMY TO ME RESKEET SO THIS POST MAY REACH HIM
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You’ve made your last delivery kid. Sorry you got twisted up in this scene. From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. Truth is... the game was rigged from the start Charlie Brown.
Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there, charlie brown
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Tys I’m Banana
Happy World Frog Day from all of the Totally Normal Frogs 🐸
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Please wear deodorant, you do not have girl smell you just smell
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The best part of this site is I can caption any photo of two film or TV characters with “t4t vibes” and people will agree with me, no matter how improbable the assertion is
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I need a space lesbian romancing my nec(k)
what's up folks it's trash tuesday you know the deal: give me your trash about swords, lesbians, and space lesbian necromancers with swords
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Big lady mmmmmm
alright you know the deal, trash friday night magic. let's see those hot magic the gathering takes and brainstorm- er, i mean brainworms. do your worst
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Vendor reveal party where I show off my new coke vending machine
a Bender reveal party but it's just a regular reveal party with blackjack and hookers
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Suck me like one of your shark-girls (you’re a remora-girl)
bone me like one of your dog-girls
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There’s so many things I would fuck if they were people Like so many
it’s tuesday and thankfully we were all spared it also being april 1st y’all know the drill by now, show me those brain worms 💕
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I don’t like my men how I like my coffee Cause I like coffee *bdum tsss*
I like my men how I like my coffee Inside me, despite knowing I will pay dearly for it later
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Wrapping estradiol in a piece of ham and feeding it to a puppygirl
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⚠️ ALERT ⚠️ trans people are hot reskeet if you agree
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Guy whose dick both does and does not exist depending on whether it’s being measured, a schrodinger’s dick if you will
guy whose dick is so small that the very act of measuring it changes the result