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god I love this story

abcnews.go.com/amp/US/femal...

Female bodybuilder, 82, beats home intruder so badly he had to be taken to hospitalabcnews.go.com An 82-year-old award-winning female bodybuilder turned the tables – literally – on a home intruder and beat him badly after he broke into her house.

i love that the local abc affiliate's name is WHAM. just, every little detail

That was when I realized it was a local story for me.

👑

the table! The baby shampoo! The just ... not stopping even after he was down! BABY SHAMPOO!

she wasn't just defending herself, she was *sending a message*. nobody will mess with her or her house any more. the word is out on the street

No No No I was told by many very very MASCULINE men that an average man can beat any woman ever. Fake news

lmfao I hope she kicks his ass too

I would genuinely love to watch them explain this to some women I know who do a lot of jujitsu. I think it would be very, very funny.

[in a KENDRICK LAMAR voice:] “WHOP-WHOP-WHOP-WHOP-WHOP / grams, f–– ’em up!”

I hope Ms Murphy is still around and thriving

Still deadlifting 215 as of last September: 13wham.com/news/local/i...

'I'm just me': Bodybuilder, 86, who fought off home intruder reflects on going viral13wham.com Rochester, N.Y. (WHAM) — Jordan Healthheld its annual Patients First Luncheon Friday. They called it "Together Again," and that proved true in more ways than o

I follow Granny Guns on TikTok, who is an absolute delight.

My new favorite 😍

never bring a collapsible cane to a street fight!

I love this lady!!!

Jeez, can deadlift 225 pounds. That's wild 😂

This is going in my memory banks along with one I read 20+ years ago about a former brothel madam that literally grabbed an intruder by the balls and held him there by said balls until the police arrived.

Geesh! I hope to have that much spunk when I'm 62 years old.

Was just talking about the awesome story of LL Cool J beating the shit out of a burglar in 2012, this is even better www.latimes.com/archives/la-...

LL Cool J has 'knock-down, drag-out' fight with home intruderwww.latimes.com LL Cool J has 'knock-down, drag-out' fight with home intruder

225 deadlift at 82??? MF should be glad she didn’t suplex him

She trained her whole life for this situation!

Good guy with guns story.

Dumb People Town did an episode on this and it was delightful.

goddamn yes

Absolute Queen

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