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Alayna Treene of CNN notes that Alito was missing from the bench today and yesterday and that the press office hasn't responded to questions about his absence
Alito on his death bed plzzzzzzzzzz
A version of an old joke, told in many variants across centuries, if not millennia:
Ivan: "Did you hear that Stalin was very ill?
Petrov (excited):"No!"
Ivan: "Neither did I. But we could start it..."
Now you jinxed it. Thanks.
Live your life such that everyone hopes you're dead if you're out of the office for a few days.
You win the internet today (fir me at least).
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Can someone check what flags are flying outside his house
sure, going for a bike ride this afternoon.
whatever they are i hope they’re at at half mast
That happens a lot at his age.
And are they at half mast!!
Please let it be a white flag.
i know he's in his bunker but i lit incense for Better News anyways.
May a thousand Pride flags bloom across from both (each? Are there more than two?) of Alito’s houses!
Maybe all the stress is bad for his heart
The important thing is that he's afraid
I'm not one to champion the power of prayer, BUT IN THIS CASE,
Let's all manifest "I hope you have a really painful advanced cancer" energy for that dirtbag.
That man is so online, I hope Alito is namesearching and discovering people wish for his death.
I hope he comes here. I just wanna talk
Just thinking about how Bards in Baldurs Gate 3 can be so persuasive that they can convince people to off themselves. No reason.
The unit of measurement of how fast prominent people can be sent running from Bluesky is called an Yglesias
I hope Martha Ann lost it & beat him so badly his movements and speech are now restricted
I hope that she spends the rest of her wretched life knowing all her neighbors hate her.
I wish nothing more than what he deserves
Thanks for flagging, the situation is really upside down.
Offering an appeal to heaven for his good health.
Yes, hopefully he's dealing with something minor like a leak.
There was a seat about to go unused on a billionaire’s private jet, and he couldn’t allow that to happen.
This isn’t just a brief PR storm, this is his life now. Does he get that?
yeah, unfortunately he's probably just hiding. these ghouls always live to be 100
Death/Kissinger/Claw Machine meme.
Someone ask Corpsegrinder to try the class machine and fish Alito out!
