Samantha Allen

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If you need a break from the dumpster fire of democracy and like me, have kids who have been screaming all week “daddy, play Sabrina Carpenter’s Espresso one more tiiiime,” the following may be just the medicine for you: www.them.us/story/sabrin.... @samanthaallen.bsky.social, you made my day.

I Asked a Grammarian to Help Me Unpack “That’s That Me Espresso”www.them.us The nonsense line in Sabrina Carpenter’s summertime bop is open to interpretation.

“That’s that me espresso” is catchy, but what does it mean? www.them.us/story/sabrin...

I Asked a Grammarian to Help Me Unpack “That’s That Me Espresso”www.them.us The nonsense line in Sabrina Carpenter’s summertime bop is open to interpretation.

CHALLENGERS altered my brain chemistry.

‘Challengers’ Is Deliriously Campy Queer Funwww.them.us Zendaya’s tennis threesome movie is exactly as much of a blast as we were hoping it would be.

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Today on This Is Horror Podcast, we talk to Samantha Allen in the first of a two-part conversation. In this episode, @samanthaallen.bsky.social talks about M to (WT)F, dark humour, women’s restrooms, and much more. www.thisishorror.co.uk/tih-561-sama...

TIH 561: Samantha Allen on M to (WT)F, Dark Humour, and Women’s Restroomswww.thisishorror.co.uk In this podcast, Samantha Allen talks about M to (WT)F, dark humour, women’s restrooms, and much more. About Samantha Allen Samantha Allen is the author of the horror comedy Patricia Wants to Cudd…

ROLAND ROGERS ISN’T DEAD YET is coming September 10, 2024 from the fine folks at Zando Projects. Check out the cover — and the beautiful blurbs!

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Stop calling all good writing "lyrical" challenge

The hot new trend is kissing your co-star.

Men Can't Stop Kissing Each Other at 2024 Awards Showswww.them.us From Mark Ruffalo and Ramy Youssef to that viral ‘The Bear’ acceptance speech.

Talked with the one and only @jamesfactora.bsky.social about the many, many, many gendered memes of 2023.

Let’s Leave the Cringey Gendered Memes in 2023www.them.us From “girl dinner” to the Roman Empire, the binary was alive and well on TikTok.

At least 2023 had some good reality TV!

The Most Dramatic, Inspiring, and Shocking Queer Reality TV Moments of 2023www.them.us Sasha Colby, Yam Yam Arocho, and Chrishell Stause lit up our screens all year.

The G Flip beat (pun intended) continues.

Chrishell Stause Defends G Flip at the ‘Selling Sunset’ Reunion: “Don’t Go After My Partner....www.them.us In a heated hot seat segment, the reality star stuck up for her marriage to the nonbinary artist.

Finally completed my masterpiece.

The Definitive Chrishell Stause and G Flip Relationship Timelinewww.them.us From a fateful Halloween party to their surprise wedding, the couple has a queer love story for the ages.

Talked to Matt Rogers about his hilarious Christmas album. www.them.us/story/matt-r...

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@samanthaallen.bsky.social no mike johnson? he definitely deserves to be in the tournament of villains.

Introducing Monster Melee, Our First-Ever Tournament of Villainswww.them.us Help decide the winner in Instagram Polls all week long.

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RT to save a life thank you for this @samanthaallen.bsky.social

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Service journalism.

Travis Kelce, Explained For Gayswww.them.us Who is the football player linked to Taylor Swift? And what is football, exactly?

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oh it’s a marathon not a sprint? so like, even worse??

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The personal essay is so Back

Back in May I took a press trip to Puerto Vallarta and then I wrote an essay about the tension that results from being one of the lucky few trans people who gets invited on press trips paired with the alienation of being trans in a cis gaycation spot. www.them.us/story/puerto...

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Just want you guys to know that right now there's a truly INCREDIBLE thread on Twitter that is causing a bunch of 29-year-olds with undiagnosed anxiety disorders to reveal to the world that they believe they are secretly John Wick

~~~Love~~~ how Tesla took one of the most intuitive things about a car (opening and closing the passenger door) and made it complicated, somehow.

Did someone Baldur’s blogging with @sallyt.bsky.social and @mathewrodriguez.bsky.social. Also featuring an appearance from my Tav, although I suspect I may pay a visit to the Magic Mirror today.

Let’s Talk About All the Amazing Queer Sex in ‘Baldur’s Gate 3’www.them.us Dozens of hours into the game, we discuss the bountiful queer romance options.

Very sad that my cat will not ever know the joy of Diet Dr. Pepper.

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trying to explain "scissor me, Daddy Ass" to a non-wrestling person requires a shockingly long lore dump 🤼

Had so much fun putting together this list of very 2023 Halloween costumes.

From Allan to Aliens, 25 Extremely 2023 Halloween Costumeswww.them.us Turn a hellish year into the perfect spooky season look.

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Shazam but for discourse

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shana tova, friends. may all the antisemities—and especially the billionaire ones—fuck off in this new year. ❤️

People of Bluesky! I’m writing another book. It’s called ROLAND ROGERS ISN’T DEAD YET, it has a gay ghost in it, and that’s all you need to know right now. Stay tuned for more details. Meanwhile, I’ve got some more editing to do! 👻

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Imagine being told you were a monkey with a terminal disease and then getting even WORSE news

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