Bethany Black

@bethanyblack.bsky.social

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Comedian, Actor, Writer, multiple Moral Panic survivor, trans since before it was an issue. One of life’s winners. Check out my website for tour details www.bethanyblack.co.uk

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Jamie McKelvie

This i just do because I’m embarrassing

You okay, babe? You’ve barely worn your jectacles

They say no man is an island, but this fella’s the Isle of Man

Everyone in England right now

I refer to Broccoli headed boys because, as an elder millennial I know the one true vegetable shape for a haircut is the iceberg lettuce leaf

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Bethany Black

Fucking arsehole

Respectful

More from my “reasons I don’t miss Twitter” file

The face Spruce pulls when I wave at her out of the window

Made it a sticker for when people say something that makes me exasperated

Everyone in England this morning

Love too make new friends on TikTok

The Tories’ post election strategy in full

I was utterly confused as I thought England got knocked out in the group stages, anyway

This sort of stuff is why my anxiety spikes when people tell me they’re happy to find me because they followed me on Twitter. This is what twitter was like for me

Reskeet with a tweet you still think about

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

Good morning

“Oh you think this election is a laugh riot, don’t you? Well I’ll tell you something that’s not so funny. Right now Rishi Sunak is at home crying like a little girl”

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Bethany Black

For those unaware, this is the mistake I’ve made before. St Ives to St Ives, for reference they are both 7 hours drive from my house

How small is she?!

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Mo Ali | مح علي

At my gig, my friend’s have brought their dog, Bear, who unfortunately is as cute as he is terrified of me

We’ve made friends

Fred likes the toy his mormor got him

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Bethany Black

Here’s a picture of them on set with Rod Taylor as well as the director and crew

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Bethany Black

ONE. STEP. BEYOND!

Keeping myself centered by thinking about Hulk skanking to the heavy heavy monster sound of Madness.

Albert has come to keep me company one last night before my wife comes home

Speaking of Pizza, the only time one of my followers chiming in with a crappy response and not untagging me didn’t lead to them getting blocked