Mir: Gladis is back for her annual sinking of yachts. Just in time to bring bluesky together again like the good old days. LONG LIVE QUEEN GLADIS, DESTROYER OF WEALTH 👑✊🏾

Gladis is back for her annual sinking of yachts. Just in time to bring bluesky together again like the good old days. LONG LIVE QUEEN GLADIS, DESTROYER OF WEALTH 👑✊🏾

Yacht sinks after latest incident involving orcas in strait of Gibraltarwww.theguardian.com Vessel measuring 15 metres in length sank after encounter with the animals, Spain’s maritime rescue service reports

Orca 2024!

So many bloody yachts, so few orcas.

They’re spreading their knowledge across the oceans

The orcas need a Ted talk channel.

My favorite part of all of this is that the leading theory about why orcas do it is that it's a bunch of teenage-equivalent orcas doing it for fun and as a social fad.

These Orcas don't have a good understanding of history. We should find out who is funding their ocean travel. 😮‍💨

Have they tried blocking celebs orcas on Ocean TikTok instead?

They should vote the yachts out of the water by supporting the party that pretends to be slightly less pro-yacht.

Look at her! Such a Queen!

Still fighting the good fight

It’s in her bones. She’s a rebel.

👑

oh my god I think my first day on bsky was when the orca shit was going down lolol truly a classic 💗

we stan orcas in the church of sandwichism

gladis is all of us

I wish I could send her a gift basket of her favorite fish.

Yay Gladis!

she's a queen

I always assume as she’s doing this she’s saying to the boats “STFU I’m TALKING!”

Gladis should be our mascot. Think of the irony as the Twitter destroyer

She's so goated omg

Fr a literal hero

Such a legend

Hail!

kindred spirits we are

Hail to the Queen.

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