Nothing has confirmed to me that people on Twitter don't know how basic things work more than taking over a company. They think I walked in four business days ago and told a unionized writers room to drop everything and join the global infitada. In reality I'm trying to get them moved off of Cigna.
Launching a global revolution to not deal with workplace healthcare, like Caeser doing a coup of the Republic to avoid being sued, is true disrupter behavior.
Cigna is clearly run by a sentient coral--perhaps a barnacle colony or bacterial mat--and is under the impression that bones are merely rocks that human organs have rooted on, and blood is sea-brine being filtered through metabolic systems.
Now think about all the people on that website (and this one) making bold declarations about things like the finer points of the scope of the president’s authority
As a vassal state Israel is dependent on the US. Example: Israel leases the Iron Dome system from the United States and key positions in the system are staffed by Americans. All Biden needs to do is threaten to withdrawal US military support for the Iron Dome and Israel would get in line.
Ben, I know you probably shouldn't, but this is the apt time to just keep the parody.
Show up with a sink but have it be a conga line with staff about how you're planning to "sink the company" and other parallels to Twitter, the X App!
i mean, you gotta do it like the guy they worship over there. gotta break stuff! pay everyone in dogecoin! sell weapons to the general public for $69,420! create a new Onion newspaper box that easily rusts!
