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@jaker9.bsky.social

go phils, do crimes
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Going “viral” at planet fitness for sack tappin dudes in the locker room with a flyswatter #babygronk #backtheblue
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oh the New York Times has a new post!!! Let me go check it oit!!!
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if giants was real they’d use PT Cruisers as roller skates and they would suck at it
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Swifties got real quiet after the drake thing huh makes you think 🤔
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And they got one hell of a photo op out of it, too
Meanwhile eight states, seven Democratic trifectas (CA, CO, MA, ME, MI, MN, NM) and Vermont, took a lesson from the pandemic and made universal free school meals permanent.
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Paris — The Diarrhea Jeans party has been defeated. A shocking loss as major media sources forecasted the country agreeing it Doesn’t Smell That Bad. Pundits are asking what this means for upcoming American elections where party leaders are insisting it’s “Actually kind of cool when it dries”
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have been entirely unable to pay attention to the Phils today and just looked at the score for the first time I am closing that hot portapotty door and locking it from the outside
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Approaching 48 hours in rural West Virginia score is currently 2-0 pride flags to Trump paraphernalia
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allowing hatred to flow through me
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blood of Christ but it’s nickelodeon slime
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Phillies offense tonight
once saw a guy use a sink as a urinal at an amusement park bathroom because all of the actual urinals and stalls were taken
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If Joe Biden has the courage he can kick Ozuna out of the league
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signed Jimbo Fisher aggies football in this house gig em
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A bidet so strong it doubles as a neti pot
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“Journalism” (derogatory)
President Biden made clear that he has little intention of quickly or quietly leaving the presidential race, issuing a blunt warning that if leading Democratic donors and elected officials want to alter his thinking, they are going to have to wage a protracted and public battle.
As Biden digs in, another elected Democrat calls on him to exit racewapo.st The president has warned that if leading Democrats want to alter his thinking about staying in the race, they are going to have to wage a protracted battle. That fight has intensified.
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signed Jimbo Fisher aggies football in this house gig em
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strictly listening to Kendrick Lamar as a precaution
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Fast and Furious but the lane assist alerts going off just the entire fucking time
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a mega church but just for Trea Turner because he deserves it
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for me the Biden conversation is entirely about whether he can win in November. i’m not worried about whether he can actually do the job because i don’t think it’s a real job.