man it's a hot zone,: not only is it not inconspicuous, it's going to take you three trips

imagine having to dump a body and only having a cybertruck

not only is it not inconspicuous, it's going to take you three trips

This was my view on the train and I agree.

Incredible. And the owner got the entire lounge-chair cushion in the trunk?

I can’t get over how useless this thing is as a truck.

When I bought my 2005 Mini Cooper, I joked with the sales guy about how there wasn’t much trunk space for a body without putting the rear seats down (not ideal, obv) but wow it could do so much better with whatever that thing is (cushion? chawed-up foam core?). I’m just…I feel insane, but it’s them.

I cannot wait for ski season to see what these rhombuses can really do

Outstanding metaphor.

"Cybertruck: Not Quite Big Enough to Fit A Lawn Chair. THE TRUCK OF THE FUTURE!!!"

Complaints about legroom turn out to be well-founded

You’re going out on a limb here, Jeb

And you can’t use water to wash the blood off.

Oops! Now it’s stuck in sand because it can’t drive off-road!

Just put the body in the front seat, get it moving forward and trust that the accelerator will get stuck and drive itself off a cliff.

Fortunately you can use the viciously sharp gaps on the front bumper, both designed and build quality related, to easily and sometimes accidentally dismember any inconvenient corpses that you make.

However you can easily cut the body into smaller pieces using the doors and the engine hood. And then it might fit in the back.

Nah you just prop it up in the passenger seat and drive around like Weekend at Bernie’s oh wait no that won’t work because no one will believe a cybertruck owner has friends

The suspect was identified because their cybertruck got stuck the second it went offroad and had to be towed away from the area where the bodies were buried...

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