Jess

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Just a guy with some cats and chickens that wants to talk to you about some things.

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Fine, I'll just spit on the floor, then...

I went to a gym in New Hampshire today and saw this.

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I went to a gym in New Hampshire today and saw this.

I have this terrible habit of asking "how much worse can X make thing worse than they did in Y", and then X takes it upon themselves to show me exactly how much worse they can make it. I really need to stop asking that.

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{slips lifeguard $50 before walking into the ocean} don’t save me

You don't have to ask me twice to stop following your dumb ass.

Get a few beers in me and I will flat out tell you about your ass.

Sometimes you just have to block a motherfucker.

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Perfect parenthetical: “(Mr. Bannon himself did not host the show on Tuesday, because he reported to prison the day before to serve a sentence for contempt of Congress.)” More of these stories and fewer Biden eats dinner at 3pm stories, please.

Who's actually pushing violence? It's Trump, writes @maggieastor.bsky.social in this great NYT takedown of Kevin Roberts' "second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be.”" www.nytimes.com/2024/07/03/u...

Heritage Foundation Head Refers to ‘Second American Revolution’www.nytimes.com Kevin Roberts, president of the group that has coordinated the Project 2025 policy plan, said it could be “bloodless if the left allows it to be.”

When you are about to start a timekilling argument with some random moron, but just decide to block them instead:

Ate so much pizza that I have a migraine now. So I got that going for me...which is nice.

I guess a lot of people aren't old enough to remember when Reagan "bombed" his first debate against Mondale and then absolutely housed him in the election. I guess Mondale was not enough of a psycho that fueled media headlines for people to demand Reagan "step aside". Have fun with Trump, vultures.

I wish I had kids around to help me remember shit like I did for my parents. Now I forget something and wave my arms around and try to remember what it is and my cats just try to dismember me.

Everyone is drunk and stupid and the only way to fix it is to be even more drunk and stupid apparently. I want to get off of this ride.

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Sorry to all my lawyer friends who spent a bunch of time learning how law works in the US. I had friends who were Flash developers and things turned out alright for them after they pivoted to C# or whatever. Hopefully there's an equivalent for our national legal system

Dumbass neighbor out there burning tires in the yard like he is the fucking President.

Chris Hayes just stumbled on set of his show trying to get out that they were waiting for remarks on the Court decision today. I think it is time for MSNBC to think about replacing him.

Trying to come up with a parody song about guillotines to the tune of either Bush's "Glycerine" or "Sweet Caroline". Any suggestions are welcome.

I will vote for whomever candidate banishes that godawful T-Mobile commercials with the guys from "Suits" in the garage. That's my bar.

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i refuse to use apple maps until they call it mapples

Does every team in round 2 of the NHL draft HAVE to make a trade or they lose money or something. Holy smokes.

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I AM DYING youtu.be/mkQx009bV0Y www.instagram.com/reel/C8pMkOW...

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Tonight shows me how close everyone was to bailing out on Biden heading into this and now are relieved to finally have an excuse to come out with it.

If the truth does not matter anymore, is a debate even worth doing?

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woegurt

Post of the Year candidate:

wow. truly selfless. imagine having a career path paved in front of you to become an evangelical megachurch pastor and choosing instead to compete in the olympics.

Holy shit in a pillowcase, is the bird website a dumpster fire on top of a bunch of burning tractor tires right now.

If you need to watch the debate tonight to know who you are going to vote for this election, then the debate tonight is not going to help you out very much. This is for the political addicts and media that needs 45 minutes of new sound bites to use for the next six weeks on the shows.

I have kind of stopped watching all of the Star Wars and Marvel stuff because it has become a "woke" vs. "fascist" contest. I just want to be entertained by what I am watching and not judged for liking or disliking it. I just go out and futz around in the garden instead. Worlds better.

I have two types of posts: 1) The one that I type out and read, but before I hit "post" I say "That sucks" and delete it. 2)The ones were I type it out and before I hit "post" I say "That sucks" and post it anyway.

These little "starter packs" are already annoying as hell.