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I think scented markers for adults could reunite the country
Sharpie Scents.
It’s right fucking there for the taking
Mojito. Grape Nuts. Gasoline. Cut grass. Morning after a night out. Coconut.
Depression, anxiety, death
She fills my bed with Gasoline Sharpies. You’d think I would have noticed.
“go ahead, have a sniff, for america”
it's why the oligarchs don't let us have them
Just not licorice. (shudders) The people deserve better.
Sometimes I want my graffiti to smell of Lavender Breeze™
Wine cooler. Brownie from that weird kids TV dinner in the early 90s.
Just had a flashback to grape purple marker. Fun!
Maybe there should be special “for Men™️” packs, too! In case mojito or coconut is considered “too girly.”
Said this about flavored lube, but all my letters to Mike Pence about this idea have gone unanswered.
scented body markers would be fun
Or Scratch-n-Sniff stickers.
So you’re saying you don’t want me to send you my business plan for a retail chain called “Confederate Candle” ?
Apparently you can buy Baguette scented stamps in France right now. Didn't help much
Didn’t work with the candles so sure, let’s go back to the youthful joy of huffing markers.
