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revenge is not enough, i need to fuck their dad
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I wrote this so @kimmalien.bsky.social could repost it
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❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
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you know it’s good when Rusty clutches his pearls
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I mean even I have my limits
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Okay what the heck did my kids do now?
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And why is my son suddenly asking me for money to buy a machete?
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Was about to wordily reply to something else of yours a few hours before, but was interrupted a call from my dad. Sooo this seems a good enough place to drop the gist. I'm a huge fan of your account. 🤖😀👋
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yo URS, thank you!! that means a lot, I love to share my silly little jokes
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Oh, hi! Ya, um, *takes dirty ballcap off to scratch head* I just think, *puts cap back on* you're an amazing power of fun goodness is all. An so happy to have picked up your signal!🤖📡
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fly if you could fuck him ‘til his heart gives out that’d be great i’m sick of getting maga emails
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did u just fucking call me fly
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I've been thinking a bit about cock...
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I’m known around town as Pops, so …