Aubrey Gordon

Aubrey Gordon

@yrfatfriend.bsky.social

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Writer, yeller, fat lady about town. She/her. Photo by the wonderful Josh Coen. BAON🌹

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These bodyweight-based nutrition calculations are always so funny to me, and so clearly designed for thin people. By this ratio (5 mg per kg), my fat lady maximum would be 795 mg of caffeine. Two Panera lemonades a day! Or 12 shots of espresso! www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-...

How Much Caffeine Is Too Much?www.scientificamerican.com Caffeine can help you feel energized. But is there a limit to how much your body can handle?

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Bumpass

What are the funniest location names near you? This question brought to you by Cape Disappointment and Deception Bay in Washington.

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True story: www.oregonlive.com/today/2017/0...

Boring and Dull join Bland to forge an international alliancewww.oregonlive.com Boring, Oregon and Dull, Scotland, two small communities united by unexciting names, have joined forces with a third: Bland Shire, Australia.

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Dyke Marsh has already been discussed, but I’d also like to nominate Foggy Bottom. Muppet-ass name. Should be an otter with a jug band there

What are the funniest location names near you? This question brought to you by Cape Disappointment and Deception Bay in Washington.

What are the funniest location names near you? This question brought to you by Cape Disappointment and Deception Bay in Washington.

Now accepting dog greetings for Finn Diesel

@yrfatfriend.bsky.social I watched your documentary, and I wanted to let you know that when your dog barked at the door my dog barked back at him. Harley says thank you for everything you do. And please say hi to Finn for us.

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Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.

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✅ Forty ✅ Fewer than 5 children ✅ Gay Strongly recommended on all fronts, tbh!

According to Andrew Tate: 'Any man who has sex with women because it "feels good" is gay.'

Yep yep! You can now watch the documentary on Vimeo!

Earlier this week I watched @yrfatfriend.bsky.social documentary, "Your Fat Friend." Found out today it's up for rent on Vimeo so I CAN link it! It's so so so good, I highly recommend it. (The CWs are what you would expect, but fwiw, I was not left feeling sad.) vimeo.com/store/ondema...

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Fuck, and I cannot say this robustly enough, this.

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If you liked sexfried fish slab, you’ll love the fucksaw incident

New Maintenance Phase is up podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...

All: how many unread texts have you got on your phone right now? (I’m coming in hot with 12.)

If you liked sexfried fish slab, you’ll love the fucksaw incident

New Maintenance Phase is up podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...

I stand by this

"Anything involving a fuck saw is an incident" @yrfatfriend.bsky.social Looking forward to the new merch...

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Every day I'm not on twitter I get hotter

A fun anniversary: as of last week, I’ve been off twitter for one whole year. Honestly, every day is better for it. On top of that: I’m so grateful to have a twitter-style place that hasn’t reached twitter’s level of cesspool. Glad we’re all here together, pals!

A fun anniversary: as of last week, I’ve been off twitter for one whole year. Honestly, every day is better for it. On top of that: I’m so grateful to have a twitter-style place that hasn’t reached twitter’s level of cesspool. Glad we’re all here together, pals!

Delighted to learn my sleep sounds app has a fantastic sense of humor

Finally completing my Pokémon evolution into a wacky neighbor from a 90s sitcom

this is such a great headline/screengrab combo

DMs are here! Always thrilled for a new inbox to try to keep up with, fail to keep up with, and to ultimately erode my confidence and sense of my own competence!

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“Part of the problem is that items critical for hospitals are banned by Israel which says they can be used by Hamas for military purposes. The list of items it considers dual-use include some water disinfection materials.”

Volunteer U.S. docs in Rafah hospital say they've never seen a worse health crisiswww.npr.org Because of the Israeli operation, they lack the most basic supplies and must face the decision whether to let one patient die to save another. They also say malnutrition is contributing to deaths.

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Rapid onset transphobia is a far more pernicious phenomenon and we have actual examples of it!

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life is a lot lately. love each other.

What a weird way to learn that I expected cultural sensitivity from factory farming corporations

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Finally recorded my trans-rights magnum opus for the main feed. Tell your Atlantic-pilled friends and relatives! www.buzzsprout.com/1411126/1503...

"Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria" - Maintenance Phasewww.buzzsprout.com Panic! At the endocrinologist.Thanks to Jules Gill-Peterson (jgillpeterson.com) and Julia Serano (patreon.com/juliaserano) for help researching this episode and Evan Urquhart and Parker Molloy for fac...

I may not know my strengths, but I DO know my weaknesses!

My fave part of this whole thing is @yrfatfriend.bsky.social just not being able to Reply Guy.

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RIP Albini

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Today’s the day! Stream YOUR FAT FRIEND, this month only, at jolt.film! jolt.film/watch/yr-fat...

Pals! You can stream @jeaniefinlay.bsky.social ‘s YOUR FAT FRIEND, a feature documentary about me & my family, starting THIS FRIDAY! jolt.film/watch/yr-fat...

Your Fat Friend | Joltjolt.film Acclaimed director, Jeanie Finlay charts the rise of writer and activist Aubrey Gordon with humor and candor. Shot over six years, we see Aubrey go from anonymous blogger to NYTimes best selling auth...

Your Fat Friend | Joltjolt.film Acclaimed director, Jeanie Finlay charts the rise of writer and activist Aubrey Gordon with humor and candor. Shot over six years, we see Aubrey go from anonymous blogger to NYTimes best selling auth...

Today’s the day! Stream YOUR FAT FRIEND, this month only, at jolt.film! jolt.film/watch/yr-fat...

Pals! You can stream @jeaniefinlay.bsky.social ‘s YOUR FAT FRIEND, a feature documentary about me & my family, starting THIS FRIDAY! jolt.film/watch/yr-fat...

Your Fat Friend | Joltjolt.film Acclaimed director, Jeanie Finlay charts the rise of writer and activist Aubrey Gordon with humor and candor. Shot over six years, we see Aubrey go from anonymous blogger to NYTimes best selling auth...

Your Fat Friend | Joltjolt.film Acclaimed director, Jeanie Finlay charts the rise of writer and activist Aubrey Gordon with humor and candor. Shot over six years, we see Aubrey go from anonymous blogger to NYTimes best selling auth...

This feels like a threat