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@drdansoderburgmdma.bsky.social

I’m Daniel Soderburg I have bylines in the @nytimes @washingtonpost @thenation @theoldrepublic @pornhub @moderncatowner @abclubdotcom @75orless @538 please hire me I need money for my children I write ok
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“they’re coming for your kids” bro literally everyone ever who’s existed came for their kids. At least half of them at least
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“I was working in the lab late one night. And I created a complexion that was far too white, he hated DEI and refused the jab, and then he tweeted BariWeiss and I was fired from my lab” “he made the fash” “he made the whiteboy fash the white boy fash he had a hank hill ass” and etc
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I was gonna be mad at theBBC for this dumb useless post but England recently also has to deal with two useless pants shitting retards running for highest office so I get it
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What the fuck was going on in Bible times, like no one could wash their own feet?
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Apparently I’ve been fired from the New York Times and WaPo and the LA Times and even Cat Fancy bc of all the Zionist email campaigns. I don’t know what to do. Industry friends please help me out I really can’t afford to be out of work for any amount of time #freedanielsoderburg #mychildrenneedwine
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Yeah I support Putin. I support putin deez nuts on ya mouth
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The National Anthem singer at the Homerun Derby is butchering it Roseanne Barr style and it’s so awesome
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J.D. Vance looks like a cross between a Chucky Doll and current Haley Joel Osmet
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It is nuts coming from the northeast and ordering Chinese down here, they don’t ever give you the spicy mustard packs. Like I used to have a hundred of those things spilling out my condiment package drawer at all times back home but I haven’t seen a single one in 2 years here
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Eh. I’m still pro political violence It just works better with proper aim.
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“I might make another statement if I’m not too sleepy, Jack”
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He was so hilarious on the Larry Sanders show
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Probably the easiest movie in history to do a pun based porno parody of
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I never understood duolingo like what do they want to be annoying in multiple languages? Why make non English speakers suffer for some dweebs hubris they never asked for this at least not in English
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That’s a diagram of how pop tarts are birthed
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It’s funny bc I never knew what that guys age is. He looks like he could be anywhere between 22 and 45. Just like a generically ageless lame dude
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Yeah man. They gave us all an ultimatum either trash the melting grandpa or get fired. I made my choice. Please don’t report this to them tho or like email the nyt I really need this job forget I said anything nm
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Oh god if the NYT knew I just said that I am screweed how do I delete Bluesky post it’s not working oh god I’m so scrawed
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If the president is only working part time then he shouldn’t get bennies and health care from it either
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I hope someone replies with “I have catsup” otherwise why do we even allow replies