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“Senior devops at intelligent retail lab Walmart” bro that’s you. Just own it. But you’re not a leftist. You’re just WALMART MIKE MY FAVORITE POSTER ON BLUESKY I LOVE WALMART MIKE
OMG WALMART MIKE I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR PSYCHOLOGYING ME!!! btw do you ever feel awful designing software that feeds directly into growing the prison industrial complex like how do you compartmentalize that bro as someone who in theory thinks they’re a leftist seems kinda fucked up I dunno
WALMART MIKE!!! can you e sign something for me? I don’t know if this will work can you e-sign my belly oh my god I’m talking to Walmart Mike oh god oh wow
