dreampie

dreampie

@dreampie.bsky.social

a work in progress
amateur chef
nap advocate
Explain it to me like I’m 5
How much longer until they tell me wtf is going on
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Must be nice to have choices
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every time I see someone complain about unions I think about how unions were the consensus alternative to the previous system of burning the factory owner alive inside his house
Not making any threats here, just thinking out loud as a historian — do they people brazenly pushing for impunity for the wealthy elites not know what traditionally comes next?
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Roommate: the new bath mat is uncomfortable, but it is safer Me: like condoms
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How I introduce myself in an icebreaker session
strawberry shortcake donuts
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I’m going to bed with the doors unlocked in case anyone wants to come spoon me in my sleep
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I know smut may seem like a frivolous thing to be upset about, but crushing it is part of fascism. Controlling all forms of sexual expression is fascism. Only allowing certain kinds is fascism. Smut peddlers are always canaries in the coal mines.
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i wrote you a note inside the wrapping paper around this pineapple so open it carefully and mind not to mix up the perforations and the punctuation
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We can never go back to Twitter
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The comforting thing about the internet is that even if you aren’t insane when you show up you know you’ll get there eventually
I could try to be witty and cute, but really, I just want to eat pie and sleep for days.
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