Drew Beatty

Drew Beatty

@drewbeatty.bsky.social

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Husband. Dad. Marine. Lawyer.

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How many liters is an Ayahtollah Khomeini?

ISWYDT

“Snitches get [show cause orders]” just doesn’t have the same ring to it…

😉

I don’t get it. What does “7VMN025” mean?

Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a floof

Same here. We went all in and named her “Elsie.” She also thinks she’s a movie star.

Julian Davis Mortenson

The planet? Me, too!

Especially if you pay for any part of the premium.

I shall break this streak. Beatty 2028.

Gaius (from Tribunate)

TF is a Harvard?

Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a floof

“Level the place” says former USAF JAG.

Editor: This title is too short. Get me a subtitle.

It’s the perfect American comedy duo: satire and slapstick.

Literally and figuratively.

Gaius (from Tribunate)

Look where that got you.

Yes

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Andrew Fleischman

As always with tough on crime types, there is a remarkable gap between the due process they would extend others and the due process they expect for themselves.

“Comply with FLSA.” “Pay your employees.”

Judge Stephen Dillard

Congrats! Keep up the good work.

A real scorchah.

Every time I see the term “Skeet” on here, I sing the lyrics of “Get Low” by Lil’ Jon and the East Side Boyz in my head. What is wrong with me?

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