Gabriel Malor

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Oklahoman in Virginia. Attorney. I talk about federal court decisions. A lot. Sometimes the most you can do is the best you can do. [email protected]

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Friends, there is a whole thread here you need to read. It is soo goood. Just click.

need this so bad

Met a friend of Littlest-Sis-in-Law today who sells pictures of her feet on Facebook Market, and that was a new and different one for me. I mean, good for her.

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UPDATE: Jonathan Mitchell and Kyle Duncan get another go at the First Amendment, as the Fifth Circuit this evening announced — after business hours going into the holiday weekend — that they're taking the Llano County library books litigation en banc. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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Lol. Disney is now citing the SCOTUS Netchoice ruling in support of its motion to dismiss Gina Carano's "Disney firing me from the Mandalorian violates the First Amendment" case that Elon is financing. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

What the fuck dystopia shit is this?!? www.dcwater.com/about-dc-wat...

DRINKING WATER ADVISORY: DC Water Issues Boil Water Advisory for All Customers in the District of Columbia, the Pentagon, Arlington National Cemetery and Reagan National Airport | DC Waterwww.dcwater.com

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NEWS: Judge John Broomes, a Trump appointee in Kansas, today blocked the Biden admin Title IX rule as to Alaska, Kansas, Utah, & Wyoming — but also any school nationwide where Young America's Foundation members or the kids of Moms for Liberty go. Opinion: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

My red-tagged, sickly, grocery-store orchid that BFF got me as a joke grew a new spike and re-flowered.

8th Cir. declines to review a denial of QI for officer who claimed he had to shoot a suicidal man because he was pointing a gun at officers *through his own head*. No QI (at this point). media.ca8.uscourts.gov/opndir/24/07...

7th Cir. revives a lawsuit from a buyer who claims Walmart charges different prices at the register than the tags say on the shelf. media.ca7.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/Opin...

(1) I love a revenge film. (2) Why didn't any of you loser skeeps tell me that THE BEEKEEPER was this delightfully deranged. This is crazy. (3) I still think you're pretty great, even if you are a loser skeep.

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NEW: The Supreme Court's Trump immunity ruling is facing some of the same criticism that its Trump ballot access ruling received: What happened to conservative adherence to text, history & tradition? www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...

'Originalism is a dead letter': Supreme Court majority accused of abandoning legal principles in Trump immunity rulingwww.nbcnews.com Critics on left and right said the decision finding absolute immunity for certain official acts lacks any basis in the Constitution or historic tradition.

1st Cir. holds that "climate refugees" is not a cognizable "particular social group" in Guatemalan society, and so cannot be the basis of a valid claim for asylum in the U.S. (This is the first of several "climate refugee" cases pending in circuit courts.) www.ca1.uscourts.gov/sites/ca1/fi...

👉It's Always The FBI👈 www.ca1.uscourts.gov/sites/ca1/fi...

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NEW: Rudy Giuliani has been disbarred in New York www.nycourts.gov/courts/ad1/c...

@jordanlhawk.bsky.social Oh, hi, I saw you liked one of my skeets, and I just want you to know that I FUCKING ADORE Whyborne and Griffin, like that is one of my favorite series ever. So smart, so inventive, amazing.

He should have the National Park Service impound Justice Thomas' RV. For funsies.

Okay, folks, who is putting together the list of the funniest crimes that Biden should be committing between now and election day to highlight the absurdity of today's immunity ruling? Not the stuff like assassinations. Just stuff to make a point.

It is astonishing how often the phrase "boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew" is uttered in this household.

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New: A federal judge tossed a lawsuit by several Massachusetts cannabis businesses repped by David Boies who argued the federal prohibition on marijuana is unconstitutional, saying only the Supreme Court could overturn its 2005 ruling upholding the ban. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...

Cannabis businesses lose court challenge to US marijuana banwww.reuters.com A federal judge on Monday dismissed a lawsuit by several Massachusetts cannabis businesses who argued the federal prohibition on marijuana is unconstitutional, saying only the U.S. Supreme Court could overturn its 2005 ruling upholding the law.

Peacock has chosen "Leeloo Dallas mul tee pass" for its Fifth Element splash, and I completely approve.

It's true; I'm pretty great.

Oh awesome! This gives me something to look forward to tomorrow morning!

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One upshot of today's immunity ruling is that it would not be a crime for President Biden to steal the upcoming election if he confines himself to doing so solely by abusing his office.

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The judge overseeing the criminal racketeering case against Young Thug recessed the trial indefinitely until an outside judge can review motions from the rapper and others seeking to recuse the judge from the case amid allegations that he and prosecutors held an improper meeting with a key witness.

Judge halts Young Thug trial in Georgia amid complaints of misconductwww.washingtonpost.com Fulton County Superior Court Judge Ural Glanville is accused of having a secret, improper meeting with prosecutors and a star witness.

4th Cir. upholds joint and several liability for compensatory damages in lawsuit against the Charlottesvile Unite the Right racists. And increases the punitive damages to $350,000 per plaintiff. www.ca4.uscourts.gov/opinions/231...

I always feel good about myself. It's other people that bring me down.

Do you feel good about yourself right now?

I just ranted at a reporter from the Dispatch for about forty minutes, and that really helped. Hopefully they got something usable in there. Should be in tomorrow's morning email.

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Not only that, these are hypotheticals that Trump's lawyer mentioned in court! He said Trump would be immune for these! Sotomayor isn't pulling this out of nowhere.

Absolutely wild that the court accuses the dissent of "fearmongering" with "extreme hypotheticals" when the actual basis for the indictment is a coup attempt that led to an attack on the capitol

Reminder: we've got SCOTUS decisions at 10am. Still pending: -Trump immunity -NetChoice x2 -the APA caszzzzZZZZ

My Ma and I realizing we forgot to discuss one of our shows on our call.

?!?!? Neutral ground?

I wish reporters would stop writing this cliché. When I'm arrested for my inevitable murder spree, I want you people to say "yeah, I always thought he was a big fuckin weirdo. Definitely could have done it." Do NOT say "he was so nice."

The arrest of Eugene Gligor in the killing of his ex-girlfriend’s mother has forced friends to reckon with the man they thought they knew. “It was almost impossible to believe — like, Eugene?” said Jordan Weiers, Gligor’s mentee at a real estate company. wapo.st/4cKmVs3

Gregarious, ‘Zen’ and, police say, a killerwapo.st The arrest of Eugene Gligor in the killing of his ex-girlfriend’s mother has forced friends to reckon with the man they thought they knew.