drewtoothpaste

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author of Toothpaste For Dinner

i make tshirts at dashare.zone & thenewsharingmachine.com

more of my comics: instagram.com/drewtoothpaste and @dasharez0ne.bsky.social

listen to my quantum/alien/occult podcast at https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com

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picked a few hundred sugar rush peppers today from pepper plants i started in december. they're sweet peppers (similar to bells) that are about as hot as a jalapeno. they're different shapes cause bees love pepper flowers and have cross-bred everything in my garden

where do you put it?

available for one more week! the sisyphean "whew, this sucks" shirt at thenewsharingmachine.com along with a dozen new and old designs by me and @nataliedee.bsky.social

someone told him he could catch a buzz and he got it all wrong

lol

the cycle of life

Food For Girls

this month's Weird Episode is free for all to hear at patreon.com/garbagebrain... and we take a deep look at "Dark Fungi," the undiscovered mushrooms coating our planet in mysterious DNA. also: aliens, the subjective experience of consciousness, NASA's secrets and more!

when you've lived in vermont for a year they send this guy around to congratulate you

i have never been more sure of anything

me, tomorrow, when i drop a hot dog on the ground and try not to panic as i casually try to brush it off but none of the crap comes off

i harvested some baby eggplant and some huge fennel from the garden this week 🌱

a view of the green mountains from the 84th-tallest mountain in Vermont, and a view of the green mountains from my neighbor's farm

at times like this, america needs The Steve® Tool

you can only choose one... which will it be

today at patreon.com/garbagebrain... we tell you what really happened with the alien children of Woolpit, England in the mid-1100s. listen to this and 400+ other episodes at the link!

a few years ago someone wrote the Ideal Gas Law on the service record for a shit closet and i'm pretty sure it's still the funniest graffiti i've ever seen

i always pick these guys up when i see them and help them cross the road. they make tetrodotoxin but apparently you only get poisoned if you eat them (i don't)