drewtoothpaste

@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social

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author of Toothpaste For Dinner

i make tshirts at dashare.zone & thenewsharingmachine.com

more of my comics: instagram.com/drewtoothpaste and @dasharez0ne.bsky.social

listen to my quantum/alien/occult podcast at https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com

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BIRD_PROBLEM

i'm gonna ferment a half-gallon jar of em and probably make preserves with the rest!

picked a few hundred sugar rush peppers today from pepper plants i started in december. they're sweet peppers (similar to bells) that are about as hot as a jalapeno. they're different shapes cause bees love pepper flowers and have cross-bred everything in my garden

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Tech bros aren't scam artists. They're scam *scientists*.

where do you put it?

available for one more week! the sisyphean "whew, this sucks" shirt at thenewsharingmachine.com along with a dozen new and old designs by me and @nataliedee.bsky.social

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lets get serious about mental health for once. minion memes should replace rorschach tests.

someone told him he could catch a buzz and he got it all wrong

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If you think the world looks good, guess what: it does

a Night Crap is your body's way of showing disrespect to your soul

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SIMPLE - dashare.zone ADMIN

lol

the cycle of life

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Brockway

i gotta know what's at the horror farmer's market

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New Mexico Man

yeah, don't do the delta 8 or other synthetics, they're not regulated or tested. this specific tincture is what i've used a bunch and the 5000mg strength is cheap and very strong tweedlefarms.com/pure-cbd-mct... a half dropper of this will work well unless you have a high tolerance!

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Kath Barbadoro

cbd has been very helpful for my chronic pain and sleep issues, i can't take that dispensary weed either! i grow hemp for it myself but the little tincture bottles of cbd work well too

Food For Girls

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debbshock

no!!!!!!!!!

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I’m not the stepdad, I’m the dad who stepped in a pit disguised with branches and leaves by my uncountable stepchildren, whose laughter draws closer as night falls

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Alder Cheems

those nasturts are crazy!! nice garden

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Walked outside because it sounded like a neighbor shot a cannon at my garage door and this giant toad was just chilling watching the lights

this month's Weird Episode is free for all to hear at patreon.com/garbagebrain... and we take a deep look at "Dark Fungi," the undiscovered mushrooms coating our planet in mysterious DNA. also: aliens, the subjective experience of consciousness, NASA's secrets and more!

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2 SHIRT'S ABOUT DEATH AND BEING ALIVE ,GET EM AT dashare.zone DESIGNED BY ADMIN, WORN ONLY BY GENIOUSES, SCHOLERS, AND THOSE WHO EXPLORE DA FURTHEST REACHES OF DA HUMMAN MIND, AND ALSO REGULAR PEPOLE - dashare.zone ADMIN

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oak blanco

hell yeah!! they're really good, and the taste reminds me of blueberries and almonds

Harvard revokes man's Ph.D, announces that he will now be known as Masters Degree Disrespect

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the weirdest thing about jello biafra is when i first heard DK i was like "haha this is cool but he's exaggerating right?" but by the time everyone came around to agreeing with him, he's nowhere to be found. you were right dude come back

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"Go back to reddit" and "you are a disney adult" are both devastating roasts here. But they don't work on me since I am banned from both.