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Cyclist. Concert junkie. Thrift shopper. Gamer. Snowboarder. Disc Golfer. Amateur musician. Teetotaler. Movies, TV, books, comics and pop-culture. Uark Alum.

Currently reading: BROKEN HORSES by Brandi Carlile, and LORD OF CHAOS by Robert Jordan
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Damn, Tarik Skubal absolutely lit it up on the mound today! 13 strikeouts!
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urban bike trail design
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With cycling on the mind, it's interesting to point out that Lance Armstrong had all seven of his Le Tour De France championships vacated, but he still has two stage wins on Le Tour ('93, '95) and the World Road Race Championship of 93. That's still impressive considering all he had stripped.
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Heartwarming as hell: this Tour de France rider stopped mid-time-trial to give his wife a kiss. He had no plans on winning anyway.
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“Come on, you apes! You wanna live forever!?!?”
tell me your fav film with a quote.
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There should be a disclaimer on Icy Hot that if you put some on your thighs after a long bike ride, then some will likely transfer to your balls.
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Mark Fucking Cavendish! All-time stage winner at Le Tour De France! Let’s goooooo!
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My favorite line(s) from THE BEAR: “Why the fuck is this butter so expensive?” “It’s Orwellian.” “It’s dystopian butter?” “Orwell, Vermont.”
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During the early years of the internet, I never knew how to write a new email because I didn’t know what the fuck “compose” meant.
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Rock-a-doodle Return to Oz The Pagemaster The Ringmaster Rumble in the Bronx Slingblade Rocketman (1997) Almost Heroes Pleasantville Sin City Fantastic Planet Indian in the Cupboard Matilda A Kid in King Arthur’s Court The Big Green
list 15 films.
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TRUMP: I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody… SUPREME COURT: Sure. Seems reasonable.
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Flex on your enemies like that kid in 3rd grade with the box of 64 crayons flexed on the rest of the classroom.
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I just want this fucker gone from the public consciousness.
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July is pretty tame for me as far as concerts go, just STS9 at Red Rocks. August is absolutely packed though: STRFKR, Sammy Hagar (w Satch, Anthony, and Bonham), Tyler Childers, Khruangbin, and Lane 8.
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Homeless people can be arrested for sleeping, Presidents cannot be arrested for rampant graft and corruption done while in office. There is no clearer a summary of "conservative 'law and order'" than this.
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Because of the Olympics, Le Tour de France will not be finishing in Paris this year, so the phrase, “it’s a long way to Paris” does not apply. The race ends on a time trial in Nice, so the phrase for 2024 is “it’s gonna be mean before Nice.”
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Biniam Girmay is the first Black man to ever win a stage at Le Tour de France! Let’s go!
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You know you’re watching American coverage of Le Tour De France when an analyst compares the GC riders to NFL Quarterbacks.
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The successor to The Singularity is Near has arrived! On shelves as of June 25 is Ray Kurzweil's latest, The Singularity Is Nearer: When We Merge with AI 🧪 amzn.to/3W1JWB8
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I absolutely bombed a downhill on my bike yesterday.
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I bought Peacock so I could watch Le Tour De France ad-free feed, but NBC removed that option. This sucks!
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Peak loneliness is eating an entire Toblerone by yourself.
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It was raining on me when I took this photo.
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from THE SUN ALSO RISES Actual: "He wrote a novel, and it was not really such a bad novel as the critics later called it, although it was a very poor novel." Magibook: "Homie wrote a book that was ass."
Trying to do this with Hemingway and just removing all the definite articles
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I'm up later than usual and watching west coast baseball.
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my greatest disappointment was that i didnt see him on the debate stage tonight. CNN lies again smdh
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Wondering what Sam Alito's opinions are about travelers who seek shelter for a night in, say, a manger.