Effy of Knives

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Member of the bazongarist art movement; amateur chef; professional wiseacre, she/her.

I called a woman's novel "sentimental and mid" in Reno just to watch her die.

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Okay but how do I explain to friends that I angered a possible cult leader through joking about a fantasy setting?

A Macron apology form? Fine, I'll apologize to him for referring to him as "la crevette" on multiple occasions.

"Such a big portion of the success of this country" is quite something. Not one of the wham lines, but good God.

This was a speech during which he did not have to answer any questions, he supposedly knew where he was going to be several days ahead of time, and this is what he came up with

Seeing someone describe a fantasy setting as having "always existed behind and beyond our world" and a bunch of puzzle pieces come together to produce some complicated feelings....

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the GOP wants to illegalize big tiddy goth girls and dragon vore, and I can think of nothing less American than that

Tell every person you know that the GOP wants to ban porn. Let them imagine a hellscape where they both have no human rights and no legal sources of weird smut to drown their sorrows in

The surrealness continues but the presences are less hostile. 😌

Preparing myself for all-out, no-holds-barred, psychic warfare, by which I mean my dreams have been extra-surreal and full of oddly hostile presences lately.

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One of the terrifying discoveries: these people actually believe in a real-world transcultural transhistorical single "sky religion" and have established a structure for ignoring the many religions that fail to conform.

What in the actual fuck is this? Why am I getting an utterly deranged hot take on ancient Greek religion asserted as fact at me in an ostensible supplement for a fantasy roleplaying game?

Dessert at anniversary dinner tonight.

Delighted someone with a quick sketch of a kittycat on my phone tonight. The world is full of magic.

"Orogeria is depicted as a blue woman carrying a deer antler. She is sometimes armed with spear"

Things I am learning from the Cults of Runequest books: it goes without comment that a rain goddess would have no connection to the element of water.

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This is pretty rad.

Star Wars (Anangong Miigaading), A New Hope: an alliance to revitalize the Anishinaabemowin (Ojibwe) language set to make its premiere August 8, 2024news.umanitoba.ca The Anishinaabemowin (Ojibwe) version of Star Wars: A New Hope makes its debut August 8, 2024 at Centennial Concert Hall in Winnipeg, Manitoba. The dubbed version will make the Ojibwe language more ac...

Getting close to feeling satisfied with this mini.

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"we learn from Jubilees that the less savory acts attributed to Yahweh in the Torah [...] were in fact prompted by the prince of the hostile angels, whose name in Jubilees is usually "Mastema." This term means "enmity" and is an abstract nominal form of the verb root stm, hate." The divine hater...

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Nate Silver calls for Biden to resign after ‘incoherent’ comments in ABC interviewthehill.com Pollster Nate Silver, the founder of ABC’s FiveThirtyEight, called for President Biden to withdraw from the 2024 White House race after making “incoherent comments” in his first postdebate intervie…

I really appreciate Super Robot Wars games because they just don't give a fuck. If the game incorporates Zeta Gundam and Neon Genesis Evangelion, yeah, Second Impact happened but that's separate from the colony drop on Australia. Also there's a thriving human society on Mars because Nadesico is here

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Ayn Rand: oh my god... I see now how wrong I was.. Me with a time traveling xbox: they also made a second one where you can duel wield plasmids and guns but I gotta switch discs

Cleared out one gunpla kit that's been lying around: the clear-color variant of Gundam Aerial!

For the record: do not refer to Tiglath-Pileser III as "Emperor of Assyria". It's: King of Assyria King of Babylon King of Sumer and Akkad (ONE "of" only) King of the Four Corners of the World King of the Universe and in that order. Get it right, Americans.

Premier Ministre Kéires Starmés.

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if political journalism doesn’t work out for him, Matthew Walther could at least have a lucrative career as a one-man lice factory

Suprise: unwashed fascist ghoul Matthew Walther - who wrote a column that the New York Times just published advising Americans not to vote - did in fact vote in 2020 and 2022. It’s time for us to stop tolerating these ratfucking liars.

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Step down for the birthday boys

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i would say read the context, but do you even really need it

Old Dirty Bastard, truly the frankie valli of his time.

I may need to do some Glorantha moonbat penances, I referenced Aristos the Philosopher today.

Aw man, Dave Anthony blocked me before I could tell him it was really incredible how he could post and admire himself in a mirror at the same time.

More journalists should interview me about politics and mammarocracy. I can even give the interview in a diner.