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Emmett Initiative

@emmett.bsky.social

Writer, producer, composer, engineer | Mostly known for producing STAR TREK 🖖🏼 | Remote Pilot 🚁 | KB3MPN 📻 | Married to @NeyshaMeows 💍
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:: atheist jew to christian atheist fist-bump ::
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there’s a lot of tv for mature audiences but not nearly enough for exhausted audiences
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Chicken Walker comes along, you must Wicket Speeder bike chase takes too long, you must Wicket
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well, fuck nate, fuck thinking and fuck fucking socrates
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One thing I appreciate about Walter Tevis novels is that the covers could feature a sticker that says ‘guaranteed to include at least one word you’ve never seen before.’ I like that a lot. I’m reading ‘The Steps of the Sun’ and learned ‘tatterdemalion.’ Good stuff.
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it’s not even 11am ya hya chouhada
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this is how they fucking get me
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i just want zoomers to know that computers were actually useful once. before the iphone/ipad/android/chromebook, computers ran software that was just like a program that did what it was supposed to do. also the internet used to have a lot of cool stuff on it that didn't give you an anxiety disorder
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considering how difficult it is to get powerful people to find out, perhaps we should avoid voting for people that fuck around
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my wife insists that I am detective munch and I’m not sure how I feel about this
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I desperately want to moderate a panel at a con where a computer guy, a doctor, an attorney, a mortician and a pharmacist get access to a mic and a pause button to use while we all watch an episode of law and order svu together. Just… let me do this, conventions.
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alexa needs ‘deposition mode,’ where she says absolutely nothing more than what she needs to say to answer my question
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Health update: Time is difficult to gauge on painkillers. Days blend. I’m feeling a little better every day. I can mostly walk, but not for very long. Number of attempts necessary to put on underpants this morning: 5.
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if gen x doesn’t get ecto cooler and ellio’s pizza back, there will be consequences and repercussions
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wishing everyone a super mar10
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something about you by level 42, final answer
What is the most ‘80s song of all time? Not the best ‘80s song, the ‘80s-est. Please show your work.
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it’s like blue raspberry but with a subtle aftertaste of galactic jihad
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“Hey, Brian Herbert liked the new Dune.” “There is literally no one I trust less on the topic. I saw what HE did and thinks is great. He pulled out his DICK and FUCKED the MASHED POTATOES of DUNE.” “Is that like… after chapterhouse?”
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Overheard tonight: “As a schadenfreude vampire, the threadnought kept me going for a solid two years.”
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have you ever wanted to order something just to see how they pull it off?
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of course, some people hate themselves why else would anyone go to subway it’s not even lunch, it’s penance
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For the past couple weeks, my entire brain has been fire with the idea of building a packet radio node. I am going to build the best 1200 baud BBS in the entire world.
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let me explain this to you in three words, gentlemen. win.
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when all you have is a hammer everything looks like splunk
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this would have gotten me into marching band
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when did the borg stop requiring invite codes