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Emmett Initiative

@emmett.bsky.social

Writer, producer, composer, engineer | Mostly known for producing STAR TREK 🖖🏼 | Remote Pilot 🚁 | KB3MPN 📻 | Married to @NeyshaMeows 💍
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oh damn they brought back frank n’ stuffs
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new season of vikings valhalla is out today, so my phone is on do not disturb if you need me for anything, feel free to reach out via flaming arrow or trebuchet
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the lady fouf is absolutely indifferent to me singing meghan trainor songs to her is it embarrassing to admit that I love meghan trainor and I think she might be the most underrated vocalist in pop because I don’t give a shit and I love singing along so you can fuck off
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I’m 75 minutes into TOMORROWLAND and I have absolutely no idea what’s going on. I wasn’t a Disney kid, so I feel like there’s some kind of lore that I’m missing entirely. Is this all explained on the ride? Is there a novelization I need to read first?
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I’m not sure I’m missing it — I’m not a fan of the atheism-smash culture online. As much as it’s easy to deride church-goers for not helping their community, atheism-smash interprets social media posts as ‘action’ and it’s annoying as fuck.
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:: atheist jew to christian atheist fist-bump ::
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All three are lovely! Also, ‘Welcome to Wrexham’ is a banger.
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They’re illiterate and quite stupid — or pretending to be so for giggles. Either way, not worth worrying about them.
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there’s a lot of tv for mature audiences but not nearly enough for exhausted audiences
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Chicken Walker comes along, you must Wicket Speeder bike chase takes too long, you must Wicket
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well, fuck nate, fuck thinking and fuck fucking socrates
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One thing I appreciate about Walter Tevis novels is that the covers could feature a sticker that says ‘guaranteed to include at least one word you’ve never seen before.’ I like that a lot. I’m reading ‘The Steps of the Sun’ and learned ‘tatterdemalion.’ Good stuff.
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it’s not even 11am ya hya chouhada
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this is how they fucking get me
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i just want zoomers to know that computers were actually useful once. before the iphone/ipad/android/chromebook, computers ran software that was just like a program that did what it was supposed to do. also the internet used to have a lot of cool stuff on it that didn't give you an anxiety disorder
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considering how difficult it is to get powerful people to find out, perhaps we should avoid voting for people that fuck around
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my wife insists that I am detective munch and I’m not sure how I feel about this
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I desperately want to moderate a panel at a con where a computer guy, a doctor, an attorney, a mortician and a pharmacist get access to a mic and a pause button to use while we all watch an episode of law and order svu together. Just… let me do this, conventions.
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alexa needs ‘deposition mode,’ where she says absolutely nothing more than what she needs to say to answer my question
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Health update: Time is difficult to gauge on painkillers. Days blend. I’m feeling a little better every day. I can mostly walk, but not for very long. Number of attempts necessary to put on underpants this morning: 5.
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if gen x doesn’t get ecto cooler and ellio’s pizza back, there will be consequences and repercussions