As you can see, the rise in profanity on Taylor Swift albums (left) is having the unusual effect of causing a dramatic rise in installed solar power capacity.
This is completely convincing.
However, the problem is going to come when we project this into the future.
Have you done the maths on the level of profanity Taylor needs to produce in future years in order for us to meet The Paris Agreement?
I mean, it would set a new world record. Far as I'm aware, Psychostick holds the current record with a whopping 218 fucks in one song. (It's literally every word minus one, song is titled NSFW if anyone wants to hear the masterpiece.)
Her lyrics need more “dumbass” if she’s ever going to get me to listen.
We’re in the process of installing solar panels on our new home, if that helps.
