Elizabeth Spiers: Dating in New York, man — Subium • Bluesky web client

Dating in New York, man

So many fly-by-night characters out there.

could be worse, at least he'll give his love gifts (of dead rate and pigeons). i've had worse dates

He’s flipping the script - watching humans in their pens as he hunts and gathers as he pleases.

You really ought to give him a chance. I hear he's a hoot!

My theory is that like all New Yorkers, he's just hoping to find something he can afford

that owl's face tells me that it has seen things in those windows, that will haunt it for eternity.

🎶 Owl be seeing you... in all the old familiar places...

Owl always love you! ❤️ 🦉

😂🤣🤣🤣

what’s his number?

he’s quite the headturner

Smooth operator

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But wouldn’t you date Flaco? I totally would.

Finally, someone that appreciates me.

bro just wants love! (not sure about the peeping tom behavior tho)

Most eligible bachelor in Manhattan.

I would NOT want to find out how many licks it takes, no thank you

I’m currently seeing a nice but over enthusiastic owl.

Come on New York! Can't you introduce Flaco to a lovely she owl? Or he owl or whatever. He's fine AF and he's got needs

Dude, I'm singly and lonely in rural south Texas!?! Fly my way!

poor dude

left Central Park to head down to the Village and Walk On the Wild Side, baybeeee

Or he sees buildings as trees.

well yknow what they say: "he's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up, tryna rape 'em so y'all need to hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, and your husband cuz they rapin errybody out here"

😳 🦉

I feel seen.

Looks methy

😳😳

You could do so much worse.

He has roof perches at all the hottest NYC restaurants. No more furious Resy battles.

hootcalling

Can I get their number?

Gonna catch a meal with him. Mouse, rat, cat or Chihuahua? I’m not picky.

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