My youngest dog will come chill on my lap if there’s fireworks, but he’s mostly fine.
If you laugh really hard around him? He loses his goddamn mind. My partner and I call him the fun police.
Well, I just misgendered our cat. Sorry, Gracie... Your predecessor was a
male with issues, prob because his prev owner named him Winkie. 👀 Pronouns are important so I'll try to do better.
Yes, she's adorable, pampered, follows us around like a puppy. She's also a runner, gets the "zippies" 2X a day, streaking thru our 2-story house at max speed, jumping over chairs like an Olympic runner over hurdles. 😄 Her tiny feet somehow sound like a galloping horse on wood floors!
How do they do that? Cats are perfectly capable of running quietly when they want, so obviously they choose to grow hooves for those occasions. I call it the "Pussy Express."😁
