Lizard: Our dog used to explode under the following conditions: a)Someone on TV rang a doorbell. b)A deer *existed* within 500 yards of our house.

Fireworks, thunder, earthquakes, my cat could not give one single fuck. But don't you dare ever sneeze in front of him.

My youngest dog will come chill on my lap if there’s fireworks, but he’s mostly fine. If you laugh really hard around him? He loses his goddamn mind. My partner and I call him the fun police.

Our dog used to explode under the following conditions: a)Someone on TV rang a doorbell. b)A deer *existed* within 500 yards of our house.

Oh yeah, if someone on the TV knocks on a door there’s a 50/50 chance both dogs will lose their shit 😂

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