C.A. Pinkham: Everyone on Twitter is trying to shit on the parade and everyone here is making the good jokes, we have the juice and they have lost the Mandate of Heaven

Everyone on Twitter is trying to shit on the parade and everyone here is making the good jokes, we have the juice and they have lost the Mandate of Heaven

*This* is what did numbers?! This one is so much better!

You just know a bunch of qanon boomers are going to Google “Trump rule 34” with safe search off today and have a real bad time

If there's a bad Mandate of Heaven joke, the gods would simply not allow it.

Everyone who stayed at the Nazi bar like "look, as we all know Nazis are very strong"

It’s mostly people going “well it won’t matter” and “well but Biden is abetting a genocide” and you joyless motherfuckers take some pleasure in this for a *minute*

Not beating the "we are all clinically depressed" rap, are they

Look, I’M clinically depressed, and that just means that every hit of dopamine is that much sweeter…

This part... get it in when & where you can.

I'm as cynical as the next guy but people need to have fun every once in a while.

Same. Just like when he got covid everyone is allowed their moment

Listen we didn’t get him during Covid so we gotta take the Ws where we get them

When they try to win it back, is that technically An Appeal to Heaven?

Only for wifeguys

This joke has layers like an onion.

Just “an appeal” necessary now

I went over there to check and it was sauceless, and I just got distracted and yelled and labour people for a while. We are the vibe now.

we are the new hotness, the old world is dying as the new one struggles to be born

Twitter is dead for anything but the Nazis . Even the niche sports accounts i used to follow regularly barely have any engagement at this point whenever i check . Everybody who is still left here has got to be incredibly despressed . Just fucking quit the thing. It ain't hard.

It's not the Nazis I'm talking about, it's the humorless leftists who didn't jump here

Well part of them beeing humorless may be that they're just wallowing in misery over there because Twitter is a Nazibar now and they can't quit it .

That!

Nobody believed me when I called that it would be Parler 2. Some people just want to be miserable fucks

Nah, the FGC, Artists, Photographers, and Models are still there in full force. Ain't no fuckin' nazis on my twitter feed, and there's never been any.

I have no idea how my feed looks . Haven't looked in a while but the engagement of people i follow are way way down.

I popped over to see if I was missing any good jokes and it was kind of… dead. Reminds me of when Facebook screwed up their algorithm and you’d see out of context sport celebration posts days later.

Stays like that I may start using the platform again. But I left the moment it was just right wing turds, racists and porn. Ahhh yes. The genius of Musky everyone. 🤣

No, sorry it's still just nazis and porn. But also no jokes...

Thanks for letting me know. Haven’t opened it since before X(enophobic). Nice to know I make a good choice here and there!

Any high-traffic post there gets its replies deluged right at the top with checkie nonsense. It's impossible now to find something like in the old days where the *replies* to a popular post would be paved in gold. It's so lifeless now. A forty-four billion dollar graveyard.

That’s it exactly. And I think was the intent.

Jokes, about what? I was on Mastadon, did I miss something?

How is mastadon reacting I was about to go over there

there is a lot of “it’s actually unwoke to enjoy or do jokes about this bc we need to do prison abolition” over on the other app lol

Prison abolition for everyone but the super rich please

prison abolition but as long as we have prisons, put this fucking guy in one

Most privileged in, last out has a ring to it

Fuck Twitter.

Skyjuice! Skyjuice!

Twitter is like going to the old folks home where people have the exact same arguments every day that they’ve been having for the last twenty years. Twinja especially

I really wish a few of the people who briefly left would come here and stay here GEMMA.

Same!!

Leaving that other place, and coming here is like a de-tox programme.

bsky.app/profile/po8c...

"Average President convicted of .74 felonies" factoid actualy just statistical error. Average President convicted of 0 felonies. Felonies Donald, who lives in cave and commits over 10,000 daily, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

I have been waiting for the news event that made this place truly pop and Kendrick/Drake was a good aperitif but this is that good shit

they just get that shitty heaven flag

It's a thing . .;-)

I follow a lot of writers and pranksters over there, and their stuff is 🔥. Especially the replies to Mike Johnson. 😂

I had to unfollow a guy who was all, "stop using the term convicted fell in it's an outdated term, you liberal freaks" Also how bad jail is. (Lefty not Maga)

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