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wife, mother, 5000 year old eldritch horror 🦇

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getting comments like "every time I've accidentally walked in on you watching The Boys i have regretted it" or "the only sounds that show makes is screaming or squelching"

would that i were a bear capable of hibernating til like mid November

summer is canceled

Without downloading new pics, describe your gender in one image.

saw a random license plate with 8008 as the 4 digits muttering "boob" to myself like Butthead ffs

the thunder booming so loud it made the windows shake 😬

octopath traveler makes me want the new dragon quest so bad

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can't believe the trump assassination attempt is what finally ended comedic and musical duo tenacious D

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Once again using my phone’s flashlight to look for my phone and wondering how I managed to survive this many years in a row

one of the neighbors our family has grown the closest to over the last decade is moving into assisted living this week

crying bc i saw a really thirsty stray cat wandering around the family dollar parking lot but it wouldn't come to me to get water, left the bowl for her, hope she drinks some

make 👏 more 👏 celebrity 👏 drag 👏 race 👏

It's 110 degrees today bc there is no god

one of my sons has been spending a great deal of time trying to finish Infinite Jest, really rooting for him

spouse has been playing octopath traveler 2 and i loved the graphics/gameplay so much so now im downloading the first one for switch

idk what drag race is paying pit crew member Bruno but it's not enough that smile worth a million fr

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ugh why does it keep crying

really wish instagram would stop recommending melty face muppet bitches that i've already blocked everywhere else for me to follow

going to see the brain surgeon again too bad he can't fix dumb bitch disease 😢

this is about the time of the year when the cold tap water comes out warm

secret celeb drag race i love exposing the straights to queer qulture

the actor playing the movie producer guy in this season of the boys also played a "liberal" like a million years ago on Fox News's Red Eye

when mother runs out of her no sugar added peach cups

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turns out my state is having a contest on "I Voted" sticker designs, and I would like to show you the most metal one by a middle schooler:

ok didn't read any kinda spoilers for the new season of the boys so the John Winchester appearance was a pleasant surprise

it should be illegal to call "bagel thins" bagels like against the law i am so serious

the bathroom floor shitter

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having to put the cone on oyster cat to treat the wounds on her legs from her over grooming and let me tell u she ain't happy