Francis Gasparini: Inside me there are two wolves. This is not enough to control the deer population inside me, which is degrading the river ecology inside me. I’m attempting to release more wolves inside me to address this, but the ranchers inside me object, and

Inside me there are two wolves. This is not enough to control the deer population inside me, which is degrading the river ecology inside me. I’m attempting to release more wolves inside me to address this, but the ranchers inside me object, and

Have you tried releasing beavers? (This is funny because I'm actually listening to Feral by George Monbiot this very second)

It's getting extremely complicated because the ranchers dynamite the dams

*whispers* cull the ranchers

*whispers* This is what I'm hoping the velociraptors will do

Thank you both for making me laugh out loud 3 days later

And me three days after that

*whispers* Clever girl.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly...

Still the best answer, still a great thread.

That's the beauty of it: when winter rolls around, the velociraptors simply freeze to death.

Reintroduce American Lions

Short-faced bears

I came to say this, but you were faster. Well done!

I just laughed so hard it scared the cat

you need some opossums in there too since deer are major tick carriers and our little marsupial friends can take care of that pest problem.

Possums don’t actually eat all that many ticks. They do eat other bugs and lil critters, but newer studies have shown they don’t really eat many ticks in the wild unless they’re on their bodies

Shh, I want em to put opossums in their body!!

Devastated to learn this

There’s plenty of other reasons to like possums

Have to rebuild the prairies and bring back the quail now

I can get a wolf to you but I also have a goat and cabbage but the boat only seats...

arm the bears imo

I wish I could repost this more. Maybe get it tattooed?

Evict the ranchers.

*Soylent Green

Can we work in some hyperparasitoid wasps?

Oh no! Some of the ranchers long lost relatives just started a protest march with the headline: "The deer don't exist they are a trick of the ruling class to get us to believe the wolf's aren't there to kill us!"

This is brilliant!

Oh, Deer! (Apple II)www.myabandonware.com Here is the video game “Oh, Deer!”! Released in 1983 on Apple II, it's still available and playable with some tinkering. It's an educational and simulation game, set in an ecology / nature and north a...

Meanwhile Dr. Doug Smith is giving stirring speeches in there too

Have you tried adding beavers?

Have you tried telling the wolves to be fruitful and multiply?

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Well, I think this might be a made-up story.

Shh!

Killer bees?

I deeply appreciate this post.

Hall of Fame, man.

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I swear I thought this was going to be a gang bang joke or something >.>

lmao

ugh, that line break

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